Plutorch

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

@alecrobbins An unforgettable performance

[Every Elvis Second @EveryElvis]

01:27:36

[Woeletariat @zuveest]

@bethanyshondark I like that you killed your own mother.

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

Happy 9/11 for single guys

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Guy reading tweet under his breath: twink death is a terrifying thing. Lol. Alex Jones looked so hot as a teen. Let’s get this viral

His toddler, tugging at his shirt: If God was real he would kill you Daddy

[wint @dril]

Do not post any more jokes about fucking the balloon or nutting inside of the balloon . Not until the authorites figure out whats going on .

[wint @dril]

what net flix did was cut my dick off and kill me. so i cant share my password with girls any more? guess im never having sex agian

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

Cake Boss

[Gabo @bag0leir0]

Loving my new rum and coke bottle, lasts my whole shift as a elementary school police officer

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

@_janjerome Star Wars Trilogy: Apprentice of The Force. Fun side scrolling Skywalker action!

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

@mattcolville I am really enjoying these progress updates! It’s so cool getting a peek into the process.

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

@Vomit_Dragon King shit

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

Martin Luther coming back to write the 95 (Reese’s) Pieces

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Mother please buy me some indulgences

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

@Kokamite The elevator scene from episode 12 with those two is so great. Perfect pairing of two powerful idiots.

[Shasti @sh44sti]

the lewdest thing a man can do is wield a sword too big to be called a sword…massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough….indeed, a heap of raw iron..

[is that keri? @itiskeri]

true crime podcast girls don’t scare me. honey i listen to doughboys

[Plutorch @Plutorch]

@SakakiIsCute Honestly it was great. Got to walk in the woods and spend quality time with my nephews. And gain ten pounds.