My name’s not rick

#NJDevils ▪️ Top shelf guy ▪️ Supermarket price ▪️ he/him

[My name’s not rick @Pmasur]

Akin to last year where I gave the 20 albums that shaped my 20s - I’m going to give the four songs that highlighted my year, and coincidentally each one of these songs were a significant ear worm for each season -

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@spelunky_ Common Delaware W

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@JespersBurner @TheBrattPack63 @spelunky_ gonna go feral when ‘Dick’ Disaster scores a PP goal

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@spelunky_ Most of us grow up to be some combination of our parents, it’s almost inescapable

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Every time Alexa tries to interact with me when it’s not related to the weather or turning on/off the lights

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@spelunky_ FUTURE HHOF

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Love unwinding from a long day by deleting all the spam voicemails I received today.

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@spelunky_ Welp, that pretty much shuts me down, I hope D’Jais clientele does not do that to ya

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Johnny Mac’s

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

d’jais

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@spelunky_ Picking D’Jais over an Irish establishment

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This is like saying to a teenager: why do you all wanna be friends with classmates? Why can’t school just be school?

Maybe just reevaluate your socialization

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Question: why do yall wanna be friends with your coworkers so bad? Why cant a job just be a job? Are yall that lonely in your regular lives?

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@Liathetrader @ericlister 4 lemons cost you $20…

The call is coming from inside the house

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@ryxcommar @zeeg If no one shows up? Great, I also get an hour of quiet time to get some work done.

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@ryxcommar @zeeg I’ve instituted “Office Hours” twice per week as well. It’s an hour block on my calendar - required for me, optional for the whole team. Got a question and don’t want to schedule time, or wait for 1:1? Office Hours are there. Some sessions are quiet, some packed.

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Honestly, cooking is one of best forms of self care you can give yourself

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Panda Express makes no sense to me in an economic level this would have cost me more to make for myself

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@ryannovoNHL @KevinCManahan @StevePoliti @ZackBlatt @DarrylSlater @jhascup22 @KevinGArmstrong @briannnnf Still got the one I sent to Kevin in early ‘22 cause I was fed up with no coverage. Incredibly blessed to have you for this ride @ryannovoNHL !

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@BuffaloSabres @spelunky_ Bodied by someone on the Sabres payroll - wow

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Really the top 5 are:
1. Unexpected beer with friends
2. Grilling beer
3. First beer on vacation (after arrival)
4. Hot tub beer
5. Post-beach beer

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I think it’s time we start a dialogue about shower beers being the most overrated beer in the game right now

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Ladies & Gentlemen, the weekend

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@TheBrattPack63 @spelunky_ 3-4 beers deep, feeling perfect

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@TheBrattPack63 When the crowd finishes “Take on Me”