JELSUS

keep hypothesizing wench

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

"My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
And I gotta take all they bad asses to ShowBiz?" @kanyewest that psychic was on point

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Hey @Uber I ordered a Caesar salad wrap yesterday and your driver delivered me a jug of ginger juice instead! Caught him before he left and he reported that he messed up my delivery and uber is still refusing to refund me. This is absolutely ridiculous

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Crying tears for French fries I can’t eat

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Sorry I’m late I was gassing up my girls

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

I don’t care how big your dick is - we’re not falling asleep on FaceTime. You’re lucky if I let you FaceTime me at all

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Donald Trump praising Sydney Sweeney is the head shot her career needed

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

I hate the jet blue holiday sound so much. I need a holiday from jet blue holiday

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

I know I look like a bitch because even the Salvation Army guy outside the grocery store leaves me alone

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Behind every Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader stands a heinous little white man

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

I know I watch too much true crime because I’ll be mid tik tok like “is that the guy who murdered his whole family because he spent $200,000 of their money on chatting with a cam girl?! And now he’s been hired to kill the ghost adventures guy?! Small world”

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Today my grandma told me it was so hard for her to vote for Kamala because she dances like a slut.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Tate McRae has all the talent and none of the production. Girl needs a new team.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Everyone applauding Kylie for finally giving her breast implant deets when she’s spent years denying it and claiming her massive fakers were a result of puberty.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

@HBO This is how you allow your talent to speak about abuse victims? The abuse is not even alleged there is video evidence of Cassie getting viciously beaten, how can you platform this misogynistic piece of shit?

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

If we're going to have an honest conversation about abuse, we also have to have an honest conversation about what people are willing to do for stardom.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Bill Maher you disgusting old geezer. If women are such fame hungry star fuckers why do you have to pay sex workers to get you off? According to your logic any woman would gladly stroke your droopy old man balls for 15 minutes of fame…

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

If we're going to have an honest conversation about abuse, we also have to have an honest conversation about what people are willing to do for stardom.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

@billmaher the only reason you sympathize with Diddy is because you’re both members of the itty bitty committee.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Finally tried crumbl cookies…0/10
Absolutely disgusting- who is buying this shit? The grocery store cookies are 10x better and those gross me out too

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

Aubrey O’day and Dawn Richard are about to Danity Cane Diddys ass and I can’t wait to see it.

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

You got a hole in your heart???? Fill it with kittens!!!

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

@UberEats @sushirokula What I ordered vs what I got. wtf @sushirokula

[JELSUS @Pnkels]

As always @UberEats your customer service sucks!! @sushirokula I always knew your service was bad but now I know the food can be bad too!!! Thanks for keeping it consistent At least -consistently bad!!