Po Ku

Punner because it's funner. Artist. Caltech Alum. UTEP Creative Writing MFA Graduate.

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I don't have a pair of jeans to my name. Just a bunch of X chromosomes. I don't know Y.

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I ran the #UTEP Miner Dash in 35:37. I'm sunburnt and sore, but happy with my time. Check out my full blog post below.
https://t.co/5bMQpnnQaZ

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#HappyHalloween Open the link for a dirty #Limerick with an AABBA rhyme scheme. It's only the second limerick I've written. I went to work as #EdgarAllanPoe #poetry https://t.co/yAlu7Fq9Sj

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I was in a foul mood before the #UruguayColombia game.

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You wanna hear my husband's dirty talk? He says, "You're dirty. When is the last time you showered?"

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Happy Fourth of July https://t.co/UUJQMcBnHc

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Marriage as a Defense Against Sexual Harassment or Assault
https://t.co/jp1bSYk8md

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My pugs are eating as if their life depended on it.

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If, like me, you have tax day woe, read ahead and fear not, there may be deductions you've missed and the best person to check those would be the last person you kissed! #TaxDay #April15 #Taxes #2023Taxes #FederalIncomeTax https://t.co/RHA5b120ho

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@kmoyer63 Yes, they do if by Ku you mean me. I'd always been known as Little Ku though growing up.

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A Limerick on Limerence for St. Paddy's Day
https://t.co/XoVy20SSU1

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I'm in the food court waiting for judgement day.

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Do you think dog and cat owners wash the shit out of their sheets? Currently pissed that my dog is leaking urine in bed and #doinglaundry

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@coyoteDventanas Congratulations Natasha and Yoshi! It will be magical. A night to remember.

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Floppy dicks are about as useful/obsolete as floppy disks now.

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My last poetry class is Saturday. Get a free link to a pdf of Emily Dickinson's poetry in my Patreon post!
https://t.co/y7z5qoZFEl

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Maybe I'll retire as a politician. Seems like a good job to have in retirement. I was told I'd become President in the 5th grade by my teacher.

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I’m using Rakuten to get Cash Back at my favorite stores. You can buy solar eclipse glasses at https://t.co/AYkEwR2GOu and get 3% cash back. Hate for you to miss out, so join now with my invite and you’ll get $30 after you spend $30.* https://t.co/w1eWTQFu1V

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I want to make a campaign ad for @JoeBiden saying "Progress forward. Not moving backward." and show him going up a ramp no problem.

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I want to make a commercial for Philips Hue that says, "Phillips Hue, Hue know you're right!" with a room changing colors. @tweethue @philips

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If I were an AI, I'd be a drooling robot not a dueling digital piano.