Shitcoinese

#Shitcoinese doesn't work anymore. Invest in scalable #SaaS. #AI assumed if you're investing in it. For longer bets with big upside, invest in #QuantumComputing

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

.@Chromia's 6 year failure. Founders @killerstorm @hankhero @perelmanor built strong software, but don't understand the importance of comms in the business of software +/or don't understand their own awful abilities to communicate & hire communicators. $CHR down 93.54% from peak

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

If the European Union’s ability to defend itself can be destroyed with one paid enemy agent within like Orban, it is failing basic Darwinian logic and requires urgent reform.

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

Buyer beware. $ZEC >9 yrs old & 92.6% down from ATH👎. $TAO 2 yrs old & 52.4% down from ATH ... right now they're pumping it ... 7 years from now? Silbert and his ilk have already won. Most buyers lose. I'd give these a wide berth. #crypto #bagholders #houseofpain #Shitcoinese

[🪞 @bitlarrain]

What hits $1,000 first— $ZEC or $TAO?

Does Barry win… or does Barry win? @BarrySilbert

[Stephen Cummins🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷🇮🇹🇩🇪🇯🇵 @Stephen_Cummins]

EU & UK should reject US's cry to help sort its chaotic illegal mess. Trump went to war without consulting (while insulting) the #EU & #UK. Contrary to lies from his puppet Mark Rutte, his actions with Israel horrify EU & UK. And he betrayed Ukraine again! https://t.co/Dq8zw8MDTH

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

@qwert18644931 @Chromia @hankhero @killerstorm @perelmanor Yes, Chromia had 17% negative headcount growth in the last 6 months, Chromaway had 28% negative growth in the same period.

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

Boom = a sound @Chromia makes daily. 0.0159 USD, just 98.94% down from peak. @hankhero couldn't name a single use case in 1 memorable interview, @killerstorm promised falsely & blamed his team, @perelmanor permabullshitted. They couldn't even speak #shitcoinese. $CHR #crypto

[or perelman @perelmanor]

Boom

[Stephen Cummins🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷🇮🇹🇩🇪🇯🇵 @Stephen_Cummins]

Come to Europe @AnthropicAI! Emmenez Claude avec vous! We'll welcome you with open arms and as a collection of democracies (with2 current exemptions) we won't request unfettered access to your tech to weaponise it against EU and non-EU citizens. https://t.co/PqXmZfYFh5

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

Only 33% success rate on TP2s. TP2 probability range usually >< 47 & 61%, approx median=54%. Huge underperform. Unsurprising the TP3s were cut off image. Major flaw in #MetaSignals is it it usually longs, even when over-arching trend is bearish. Basic error. #shitcoinese #crypto

[Meta Signals @MetaSignals]

@lucora87 @KrownCryptoCave @TheCryptoZombie Here’s last 20 alerts

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

45.16% chance of hitting 75,862 (q 13% move from where they initiated this at 67138) before a close below 66,153...almost a coin toss 😂 ... I think those odds are ridiculous. Once again I see ridiculous looking odds on their TP3 for this counter-trend punt

[Meta Signals @MetaSignals]

⚡️$BTC 4H @ $67,137.80 | Strategy 2.1 G1

➡️TP1 | $68,407.62
➡️TP2 | $70,519.27
➡️TP3 | $75,862.47
🛑No exit without a 4H close below $66,152.85

🤖In CPI we trust.
➡️ Join the free Discord:
https://t.co/05qWbB5M0U

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

Senator Katie Britt was just asked about her stock trades.

She said she doesn’t trade any stock.

A screenshot from Quiver was shown, showing the trades she filed.

Then she pivots and says that proceeds from her stock trades go to charity.

[Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 @Bitfinexed]

The biggest loser of the dot com bubble is about to become the biggest crypto loser.

[Heyday VC @Heyday_VC]

The world's most fluent speaker in #shitcoinese is @Investanswers. Gold medalist. 🥇 ... Silver medal goes to @ZssBecker 🥈 Bronze medal goes to @cryptomanran🥉... look at their histories ... serially wrong (especially the gold medalist), serial scammers in the case of #2 and #3

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

.@benjamincowen says #BTC and #Gold are not speculative assets 😂. Tweets to support his memes, inc. tweeting about himself. Recycles tweets trying to turn them into a form of memorable twitterphrase. Only tweets stuff related to himself. #Shitcoinese #twitterhoea #loudspeaker

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

The death of speculative excess isn’t bearish long term.

It’s how markets mature.

Capital eventually flows toward durability.

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

This is pure #Shitcoinese. Boy got lucky buying BTC early ... he's never built anything productive and hasn't a clue, but he is adept at pump & dump ... bittensor and zcash used by @BarrySilbert, @CryptoHayes, other scammers as ways of sucking capital from naive people. #crypto

[Danny Herrmann @MuffinDannyH]

Barry Silbert bought Bitcoin in 2012 at $7-8

Built Grayscale from there. Became the guy who actually gave institutions a way into crypto when everyone else was still trying to explain what a private key was

Now he's doing the same thing with @bittensor

DCG launched Yuma for the $TAO ecosystem. Started funds specifically for subnet tokens. Grayscale set up a Bittensor Trust so institutions can buy in without touching wallets.

His take is interesting. He doesn't see Bitcoin doing another 500x from here. But Bittensor? He thinks it can because it's solving actual problems. Not just digital gold - it's infrastructure for decentralized AI that's being built and used right now.

Same pattern as early Bitcoin. Decentralized infrastructure going up against centralized players. Open vs closed. Permissionless vs gated.

Supply looks like Bitcoin too. 21 million cap. Already had its first halving in December. And while most people are still confused about what Bittensor even does, institutions are moving. BitGo added staking. Deutsche launched a product in Switzerland. Grayscale's trust is running.

Price bouncing between $150-250 right now. If the 500x thesis plays out, that's $100k+ per $TAO.

Silbert spotted Bitcoin at $7. Built the infrastructure that brought billions into crypto. Now running the exact same playbook with decentralized AI.

Pattern's repeating

#Bittensor

[Stephen Cummins🇪🇺🇮🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷🇮🇹🇩🇪🇯🇵 @Stephen_Cummins]

So ironic. This statement comes from a rarity in #crypto i.e. someone highly intelligent. #Bitcoin is the apex crypto meme. Provides no true functional value. Just a store of value. Meme grows til #QuantumComputing breaks it. #Shitcoinese #Memeverse $BTC @benjamincowen @whurley

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

One of the investment world's most ridiculous charlatans @fundstrat (Tom Lee) blocked me😂. I'll take that as a compliment. I pointed out multiple times how ridiculous his statements and purchasing of $ETH at the top was. #crypto #shitcoinese

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

@Crypto_Ed_NL 😂 OMG ... IMO one should never post when something is moving at that velocity that it should bounce because most followers on anyone on this thing are impulsive

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

Not hard to be honest. Unlike most that trade these speculative assets, u're smart enough to understand obvious long term trends. But u r not honest. U retweeted false news by @recouso wrt the #Netherlands & #crypto, pandering to ur mostly anti #EU audience. #disingenuous #phony

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

This was the goal.

It's easy to shill alt season and be loved by everyone.

It's harder to tell people the truth.

But in the end, people appreciate the truth.

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

@MetaSignals @KrownCryptoCave I've helped build complex software solutions in the real world. I appreciate feedback from customers & users. Also advise investors+stress test founders. My feedback is valid. An easy fix as u can filter out lower probability signals in 1 direction. Good luck with ur attitude👎

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

.@MetaSignals (probably a good service overall) estimates a 46.67% chance $BTC trades to 96,192.33 before a 4 hour candle closes below 86,868.10. Probabilities seem skewed to the upside. I expect downside with 4-hr closure below 86,868 and spike into low 80s first. Lets see.

[Meta Signals @MetaSignals]

⚡️ $BTC 4H | Strategy 2.1 G1

➡️TP1 | $89,340.87
➡️TP2 | $91,596.06
➡️TP3 | 96,192.33
🛑No exit without a 4H close below $86,868.10

🔥 Lifetime access ends soon: https://t.co/Ez0PLeGHGr

[Shitcoinese @PoSPartout]

@MetaSignals @KrownCryptoCave Evolving? How hard is it to add in a weighting to ensure countertrend longs (or shorts in bull market) represent a tiny % of recommendations? Programmatically simple. "Countertrend longs can be very profitable"? Everything can be profitable. That's not the point. Context is King