Rishi Sarda

Que mira, bobo?

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

Dear celebrities: take a lesson from Ed Sheeran

[Mr Lier @datasurgeonn]

Ladli behan yojna k liye -- paise hai ✅
Netavo k pension k liye --- paise hai ✅
Vidhayak kharidne k liye -- paise hai ✅
Rally krne k liye -- paise hai ✅
G20/BRICS k liye -- paise hai ✅
Media kharidne k liye -- paise hai ✅

Lekin UPI Infrastructure chalne k liye inki ganne ki tel nikal gyi hai ❌

[Prabh Mehar Singh @prabhsingh04]

Car showrooms closing at 7 PM has never made sense to me.
Why not stay open till 11? Put a café inside. Let customers and dreamers spend time with the brand. Offer night test drives.The showroom already exists. Why not turn it into an experience rather than a 10–7 sales office?

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

Delhi University infra is crumbling . Jo afford kar sakte hai - aur jinke bachhe honhaar bhi hai - woh bhi foreign university isiliye bhejte hai apne bachho ko ! Safety and quality of life first.

At least $2 BN (₹20,000 crores) investment chahiye DU ko world class banane ke liye.

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

@Ashneer_Grover Ashneer bhai 2B nahi 2.8 Billion chahiye to be precise. Aapne 40% commission count nahi kiya! Standard practice hai!

[Shweta @shwetaxdesign]

Whose plan was it to make my WhatsApp look like this?
Genuine question, it is just India or it looks same everywhere else in the world?

[Ankur @Ankarism]

Tier 3 cities are weird, man. People here be making Rs. 35K a month and don’t care about your mutual funds or the stock market. They somehow save enough to buy property after property. 🤣

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

brother you made Facebook one time and have been desperately trying and failing for 22 years to make something as successful again

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

JUST IN: Maharashtra FDA suspends licenses of 4 Domino’s outlets over unhygienic conditions, including 3 in Mumbai.

[Avani @unsungserenity]

Most misfit, untalented actor in the whole cast of Safed Sagar

[Yash Tiwari @dryashtiwari]

MostlySane is the most misfit, untalented actor in the entire cast of Operation Safed Sagar.

I don't know how she keeps getting work.

[Anupam Gupta @b50]

Cameraman Parth. You will never pay for coffee or beer when you are in my suburb of Bandra. Ever.

[Sanjay Sipahimalani @SanSip]

“Don’t make it political,” says the party that has turned movies, music, social media, petrol, employment, education, and the value of the rupee into a political battleground.

[Tax Verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

You can hate mainstream media but atleast they are getting paid for it. Imagine there are people defending BJP for FREE😭

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 In 1997, Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan protested against a paper leak outside the Odisha Secretariat as a student leader and was beaten.

Today, he is facing the same situation. 🙏

[Rishi Sarda @PoThePanda007]

I love my generation man, the humour and cope is unmatched.

[Girl who's gonna be okay @thee_aura]

The Messi hate is getting weird.
Like it was funny at first, but now it's just weird. That man doesn't bother anyone. He just plays his football, and goes about his day

[-1899- @_Futbolero_]

Neymar arruinó su carrera el día que dejó el Barça. https://t.co/rNZiWi5LfE

[Rishi Sarda @PoThePanda007]

The whole stadium should have clapped for them. Respect

[carø 3/3 @jjkdday]

los jugadores de cabo verde estaban esperando que messi termine de dar notas para sacarse fotos con el 🥹🥹

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

LEGEND 🐐