Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
Zlatan Ibrahimović and Tom Brady both admit they never enjoyed winning a single thing in their careers
Zlatan: "Did you ever enjoy your achievements when you were active?"
Tom: "No"
Zlatan: "Same thing. I never enjoyed whatever I won. I always wanted more. Even now as a person, if I look back, yes I did what I did, but still I'm not satisfied. I cannot really enjoy it because I want more. And I'm not even playing"
Tom: "We had a great saying. There was an equipment manager at Michigan, Big Johnny. People would ask him, 'Big Johnny, what's your favorite ring?' He would always say, the next one"
The Boys was a great show and the finale was good and I’m not gonna argue with people who watched the show with their eyes closed while wearing earplugs.
I'm starting to understand that the reason the finale for this show is getting review bombed so hard, is because there are so many people out there that fundamentally do not understand these characters.
🚨 Wayno pushes back on DJ Hed making an edited version of Drake’s “Too Hard for the Radio”…
Wayno says if Drake took shots on the record then DJs should either play it or not play it but changing lyrics to remove certain people crosses the line
he argues you can’t rewrite somebody’s record to fit comfort levels after the fact… especially when Drake was responding to DJ Mustard who produced what’s possibly the biggest diss record ever aimed at him
“Y’all can’t move shit around to fit y’all narrative.”