Corporate cheerleader is probably my least favorite thing. I don’t need your “team-spirit” and your “kudos”. I need competent people, leadership that listens, and fucking money.
Can you take the BlACK FRIDAY gifts and accept my invitation? -For real? -Sure, only 2 steps to take the gift and help me get mine!
https://t.co/lKzQq9umsf
Me: *drinks orange monster burp*
“Ugh, that tasted like the popcorn I ate last night.”
Husband: “it smelled like oranges. It’s probably one of the better smelling burps I’ve smelled from you.”
This is our life. 🤷🏼♀️
I have meetings straight through from 9am-3pm. So what do I do from 630am-9am? Think about how much I don’t want to go to those meeting and not get any actual work done. 🤷🏼♀️😮💨
To the irresponsible people on social media trying to claim that the Bridge collapse in Baltimore Harbor this morning was a "terrorist attack" or some sort of inside government job, Maryland's Governor just said that the ship's mayday call enabled officials to limit traffic on Baltimore, MD's Key Bridge before the crash that caused the collapse.
Terrorists don't typically try and prevent deaths. The FBI has also confirmed that there is no evidence of a terrorist attack.
Stop pushing misinformation and conspiracy theories to get clicks as people are still missing.