Jelqaholic

I never got my trophy in the mail

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

Watching 70s sitcoms to get with the times and I gotta ask...why is Son always mad at Sanford 🫤

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@obscurefigures I'm white btw...

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@obscurefigures As an unironic Lakers fan...

I'm kumming for Kuminga

Shout out Africa.

I don't even know if he's from Africa but it sounds like it so I'm on board.

Siri...play Graceland by Paul Simon.

The great spirit and the river lead us back to our ancestral homeland....

#skoAfrica

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@itsCSB__ Legitimately insane that the 82-83 Sixers with Moses and Dr. J aren't a classic team

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@NHLFollowTrack Based. Tell that mf to put on a real shirt.

Tell him there is only one Dave Portnoy, and that outside pizza, we have no need for Dave Portnoy.

#fromtherivertothesea

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@atreyupilled @sportswaatcher GIRL YOU KNOCK ME OUT ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@EthicalHoopz It feels like cheating to say Sterling or Sedgwick because they are, by nature, towns you only stop in for gas. But they suck, objectively. In terms of towns with decent population: Cripple Creek or Florence. Both seem obvious.

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@automaticnba @ShamsCharania Steph and Jok are in such equally terrible situations that we're arguing over 37 year old DEMAR DEROZAN.

Ask yourself, deep in the soul of basketbal passion that made you the person you are today:

What is the goddam point?

How is this improving either of our rosters?

Fuck

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@roddystr Fat slow serbian man refuses to even put a hand up and we're here for it 💯💯💯💯

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@rito_bog @LiamAnders91739 @statmuse I would rather have him start over CB unless we get a rejuvenated Braun who can miraculously shoot.

I doubt it. Half of me is doing this as a jinx. The other half is coping and thinking that somehow 37yo DeMar is gonna make a difference.

Ain't it shit being a Nuggets fan?

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i met mr beast she's black

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@DNVR_Nuggets 21-22 Rainbow diamond jerseys ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ crucify me, I legit think those should be our standard jerseys

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@DNVR_Nuggets Is this the music we'll hear when Watson accepts a 2 year offer from Brooklyn and we don't match?

If so, you can send that fat white guy on ur pod to kill me.

1343 Bowman Place, Northglenn CO.

If he explains himself, my fam will happily let him in to shoot me in the head.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Menthol Cigarettes are Basically like Brushing your Teeth

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@tv_decisive @Photoshop_Gy Song?

[Harrison Wind @HarrisonWind]

As promised: The Jeff Green Nuggets dunk reel

He was 35-36 years old.

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@qidagem He's going to the Dodgers

[wint @dril]

Its Fucking mueller time

[Jelqaholic @Pogcham91117507]

@the3xMAYOR @Helix_Emerald Jordan is most definitely a better passer, stats prove it. But Kobe was never a bad playmaker, I'm not even a Kobe fan and I hate that narrative.

He's got MJ on shooting tho. Wasn't as important in Mike's time to have a three ball but you gotta evaluate them by their eras.

[Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmafromtwt]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit