I understand you’re a paladin with a divine oath or whatever but like...does your god really approve of you pumping five consecutive divine smites into that guy just because he was caught stealing? He had like 4 hp dude, you turned him into paste that was kind of excessive no
I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus
this is my OC knife eyes, he was stabbed in both eyes by really cool looking and really sharp knives. okay let’s begin the roleplay
knife eyes: *crumples to the floor bleeds out and dies instantly*
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Panicking cause you don't know what to do when they ask you to sell them a pen?
I have the ONE TRUE ANSWER that will work everytime
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