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[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

Beast-O-Ality #RuinASoup @midnight #PointsMe

[After Midnight @midnight]

That's right! If you make funny stuff on the internet TAG YOUR FUNNY STUFF ON THE INTERNET! Use #PointsMe and YOU could be on the show!!!

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

If Conrad Hilton is scaring people on a plane just kick him off the flight over the nearest ocean, I'm sure his family owns it too #PointsMe

[Damian Vanore @DamianVanore23]

In The Seat Of The Night #ReplaceALetterRuinATvShow #PointsMe

[🌸Melissa 🌸 @_pinkfreckles]

#BecauseIDied of my @midnight game obsession I will never be on the show😢 #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

One Liners Comedy Set https://t.co/xleqDU0wvi #PointsMe @midnight

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

The Mormon Sketch https://t.co/mbJWdpPMD5 #PointsMe @midnight

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Forget emotions, my wife gets to cash in on some good ole life insurance money #BecauseIDied #PointsMe

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I see dead people #BecauseIDied #PointsMe

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I bet #BillCosby is listening to Linkin Parks "What I've Done" right now on his Ipod #PointsMe @midnight

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Follow me and I will retweet or favorite your stuff #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

What 80's cartoons taught me
"I will grow up to eat pizza with turtles, hunt ghosts, destroy cobra & my cat will be snarf snarf"
#PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

Worst thing about being a passenger in car who has no arms...can't play padiddle #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

I never got to experience cunnilingus #BecauseIDied @midnight #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

I'll never know if the glass if half empty or half full #BecauseIDied @midnight #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

I beat anorexia #BecauseIDied @midnight #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

Nationwide has afterlife insurance but the premiums are high if you went to hell, I know this #BecauseIDied @midnight #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

Is Blockbuster still around, not sure #BecauseIDied @midnight #PointsMe

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

I don’t know much about gynecology school but I’ve heard that some are hard to get into while others are wide open #PointsMe @midnight

[Scott Kelley @ScottKelleyCMDY]

I'll never be able to tell my dad that his liver spots make him look cool #BecauseIDied @midnight #PointsMe