–– chelsea

–– ♡ ❛ most famous person in the room.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

— ᨳଓ . all rise chelsea nation!
18+, multiship, not dtf to everyone.
♡/↺

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

And that’s how you fucking seduce a woman, chuds.

Be kind, decent, educated, and have a vocabulary that makes their panties wet.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Yes, daddy.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

Coitus inevitable.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Okay, okay, my bad! I got excited because I thought I had a Marine on my Slaygent forces. But 12 Rounds: Reloaded still counts as a heavy hitter, right? Please tell me I’m at least a little bit right.

[𝐓��𝐞 𝐀𝐩𝐞𝐱 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 @TheApex_RKO]

That was 12 Rounds: Reloaded, Chels...

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Cum and squirting reached maximum level with SAT vocabulary.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

Thrusting (and SAT level vocabulary) intensifies.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Oh my gosh, not proper nomenclature. 😱 That's like putting a vibrator against my clit and thrusting at the same time. I'll stop with the sex terms.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

I’ll give you some proper nomenclature.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

I've really got a heavy hitter now! You used to be in The Marines movie, right?

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐩𝐞𝐱 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 @TheApex_RKO]

🫡🫡

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

A dictionary will give me multiple orgasms.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

Read me a thesaurus and I’ll cum, mommy.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Oh my god, I'm sooo wet just thinking about proper grammar. There, their, and they're? 🫦 You’re really making it hard for me to behave.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

This is accurate. Good grammar and the knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re” makes me really fucking horny.

Knowing how to use “there”, “their”, and “they’re” and we’re fucking all night.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

See this everyone? Alexa may have horrible taste in friends, but even she agrees that proper grammar is sexy. Take notes.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙨 @BL0ND_AMBITI0N]

Word.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Wait… so you did wear one?! I knew I could get you to cave eventually. Even tattooed grumpy men can't resist a sparkly hat.

[𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 @afckingpipebomb]

Imagine this.

Could never be me.

jkshegotmetowearone

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

@AuraOfPrestige Oh, honey, if a “wsp” in my DMs was enough to inspire this much emotion, I think you’re the one who needs a little break from the internet. 🥺 I didn’t say every DM was a sob story, I said bad grammar turns me off. There’s a difference.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Terrible grammar is, like, the biggest turn-off ever. Sorry, not sorry. Please don’t come into my DMs with “wsp” and expect me to be impressed. I’m pretty, but I’m not that forgiving.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

// just so you know that if you're an ooc account i'm blocking you. no negotiations.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

This is why men shouldn't be in office. 😭

[When you gaze upon a star. | not @kylefletcherpro. @StarToGazeOn]

You gave me this power, you must live with it!! The prime minister of milk has spoken!

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Ewww, no. Absolutely not. I gave you a title, not the authority to dictate my dairy intake. One chocolate milk a day is basically tyranny… and I’m supposed to be the Presidente here.

[When you gaze upon a star. | not @kylefletcherpro. @StarToGazeOn]

For my second decree of business;

Everyone must consume one chocolate milk a day, at LEAST. This is going into effect immediately.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Okay, okay! You’re right, I did give you the power… I just didn’t realize you’d immediately become a tiny dairy dictator. I guess I’ll have to respect my Prime Minister’s decisions and quietly suffer through a chocolate-milk-only regime.

[When you gaze upon a star. | not @kylefletcherpro. @StarToGazeOn]

You gave me the power and I used it! You can’t take it back now!!!

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

I’m starting to think I gave you way too much authority. You can’t just outlaw every milk that isn’t chocolate milk! Although… I suppose I should’ve expected this from the man who campaigned on dairy.

[When you gaze upon a star. | not @kylefletcherpro. @StarToGazeOn]

I swear to take my duties as prime minister of milk very seriously.

And my first at of business will be naming all milk, other than chocolate milk, to be illegal.

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

I mean… if you’re volunteering for the position, who am I to say no? Fine, Kyle. You can be the Prime Minister of Milk. Just promise you’ll take your duties very, very seriously. 💅🏻

[When you gaze upon a star. | not @kylefletcherpro. @StarToGazeOn]

now that, that’s more like it. if you’re the president, can i be the prime minister of milk?

[–– chelsea @PoisonInLace]

Slaygents C & R are officially reporting for duty. But wait… does this mean I have Slaygent Candy? I’m asking for very important investigative reasons, obviously.