aunt josephine

you don’t know the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Logging out. Byeee twitter OG’s that actually had good content 🥲

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Twitter has turned into a garbage can of thirst tweets in my suggestions.

[Leah Hampton @pludger]

I grew up in the rural South. I know A LOT of white evangelical anti-choice women who've had abortions. And every single one of those women told me their abortions "didn't count."

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

She’s a 10 but she’s forcing teenagers to dig holes in the desert

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

@rachelngriffin Looking forward to many beer drinking, popcorn sorting days 😂

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

@rachelngriffin Lmao “let’s sort popcorn and drink beer” 😭

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Can’t wait to get home and cry 🤩

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

once again

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Smuckers has my heart

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Tyler, The Creator's 'Cherry Bomb' turns 7 today. What's your favorite song?

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

This is the most important twitter thread ⬇️

[Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor]

I just realized my non-US friends probably don't know how US insurance works.

So lets say your employer offers insurance. They pay a portion and then you pay a portion. For a family, the employee pays on average about $400 per pay cycle, or $10,400 per year.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

I look fucking great today if anyone was wondering.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

@mamikdott I love you ❤️

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

The fact that i was born with 4 nipples and developed no boobs is the blue print for what a fucking joke my life is.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

if you watch one thing today make it this

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Honestly need “I’m a huge pussy” bumper sticker for my car.

We’ll sit at this stop sign for 40 minutes I’m terrified.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Valentine’s Day is one of favorite holidays 💗

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Malls deserved better. You can’t change my mind.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Wish i could open up a wildlife preserve for all my friends that aren’t doing well 🥺
Run free and worry not, little homies.

[aunt josephine @PoisonousB_tch]

Single mom living 101