The Pokemon Gurus

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@CaveZubat man mayb more people would like you if you just got off their ass and let them walk through a cave lmao

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If a nidoking wants to marry another nidoking, do you think it should be legal? Tweet me your thoughts on same sex poke-marriages

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Anyone else think dunsparce is just high as shit all the time?

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Smh I 4got squirtle and t-tar were in the same egg group so I let them outside and I get back and t-tar was humpin squirtle she was ded tho

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Rt if professor oak is you main nigga

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Who are you picking for your 6th gen starter? Froakie, Fenniken, or Chespin?

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I'm gonna give my bitch a roselia for Valentine's day. Bitches love roselia's

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The towel I used to wipe my jizz on just evolved into a muk

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What if pokemon used to be real but Noah just forgot to take them on the ark?

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I'm gonna have your mom rhydon my dick

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Who would you rather have sex with a jynx or a gardevoir? If you like 'm thick, jynx. If you like 'm busty, it's gardevoir

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One month until the new black and white games come out in America...who's horny?

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Hey y'all just a reminder if you don't like Pokemon, suck a cock!!!!

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My pokeballs need to be emptied on misty's T's

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"@JaredPrather: @PokeGurus I don't get it"go fuk yourself

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My ekans just evolved into an arbok...if you know what I mean ;)

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Gotta catch em all......STDs

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Jigglypuff puff pass

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