PolThePolished (Parody)

om de mare staif

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Flo Balogun vs Belgium:

0 Goals/Assists
0 Key Passes
0 Dribbles
8 Possessions Lost
Served Suspension on Field

SERVED THE SUSPENSION ON THE FIELD, INTEGRITY. 👏👏👏

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[☆ meadoe ☆ @mz0mb1e]

ive grieved arthur morgan longer than she grieved her husband

[Motorsqorts @Motorsqorts]

🚨 Santa is currently suffering with braking issues and is told to “lift and coast around all corners” by the elves.

[PolThePolished (Parody) @PolThePolished]

@orawyz Daca asta te face sa te simti bine noaptea, sure

[Real Oviedo @RealOviedo]

Congratulations on your victory! New York now has much more of an Oviedo-blue colour to it

#RealOviedo 🔵⚪️

[The Black Viking @BlackViking]

OOOH MY GOD. Lmao

Them boys down bad.

[Athletic Club @Athletic_en]

✊ Athletic stands with Palestine. #StopTheGenocide 🇵🇸

#Athletic125 ambassador @HoneyThaljieh, Palestinian refugees in the Basque Country, and @UNRWA representatives will receive a show support at San Mames before Saturday's match against @RCD_MallorcaEN kicks off

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Lost my best friend last night. Thank you all for the love you’ve shown him over the years. Roscoe forever.

[Ben Carr @DoctorBenjy]

🔥#FM26 Pre Orders are live with beta access!

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[The Sweeper @SweeperPod]

🇬🇧🏝️ Located 40km off the coast of the UK, the Scilly Isles are home to the world’s smallest football league with only two teams: Woolpack Wanderers & Garrison Gunners.

They will meet 20 times in the league - plus in several other competitions - this season, with an Old Men v. Young Men match on Boxing Day!

[Grassroots @Teamgrassroots_]

Please send your love and support to 16 year old Skye Stout from Scotland, and don't let the ignorant bullies win. Yesterday, the official page of the Scottish club Kilmarnock women's team announced that the club had signed a contract with 16-year-old midfielder Skye Stout. A grassroots player signing her first pro contract, should have been a moment to cherish for her, however Skye was forced to endure ridicule from ignorant and disrespectful fans who began to humiliate her over her facial acne.

Things escalated to the point where the club decided to delete all posts mentioning Skye Stout in an effort to stop the bullying from haters.

[PolThePolished (Parody) @PolThePolished]

@StarveOrJugg U
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[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our skipper 🫡

❤️ @B_Fernandes8

#MUFC