Polar Vortex

Make America Cold Again. Buy my PolarVortex Premium Vodka. And try our new spiced rum. They'll keep you warm inside as you slowly succumb to hypothermia.

[Polar Vortex @PolarVortex]

I feed off your anger.
#PolarVortex2019

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@US_Stormwatch This cyclone got bombed on my PolarVortex Premium Vodka. Stock up now for the Fall season.

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@andrewmiskelly That’s not me. That’s an imposter.

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@LakeSuperior Don’t worry, Sup, I got you down for feet and feet and feet of snow this winter.

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I eat my All Bran every morning and still I suffer from high latitude blocking.

PortnoyVortex’s Complaint

[Judah Cohen @judah47]

It has been a #summer of superlatives but as I try to argue in many ways the summer has unfolded in a predictable manner. One possible exception is the strength of high latitude blocking that looks to continue. Early look at the blog is now available:
https://t.co/WqtIEhQkCt

[Polar Vortex @PolarVortex]

I STAND WITH DONALD TRUMP.

#TrumpIndictment Jack Smith Biden’s DOJ Pence

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.

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@samdvt @Reelect_Biden @tedcruz Wear a condom.

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@capitalweather The air I bring you is crisp and clean with a hint of mint.

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@JFrancisClimate Or I just feel like being contrary.

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@ADFLegal Your lied about the facts of this case and filed false documents with the trial court. You misled the appeals court and Supreme Court about the facts. Is lying part of your Christian mission?
You should be disbarred.

[Polar Vortex @PolarVortex]

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski crash victim should switch to my PolarVortex Spiced Rum. It’s smooth and spicy and perfect Après-Ski. It will warm your toes even if you can’t feel them due to a spinal cord injury.

[New York Post @nypost]

Gwyneth Paltrow ski crash victim can’t enjoy wine tastings due to injuries, expert says https://t.co/FtPYx5Psxh

[Polar Vortex @PolarVortex]

People complained about me, but I never made a giant mess like some weather phenomena I know. Throwing trash all over the place like a 2 year having a tantrum. Shameful. Somebody has to pick that up.

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

California is OWNING extreme weather this year.

This tornado touched down midday just 8 miles east of downtown Los Angeles in Montebello, shearing off roofs and damaging cars.

Read more: https://t.co/IVQzXxEEzz

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@DiannaMaria @dailyblastlive

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@taradublinrocks

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@realTuckFrumper

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is having a hissy fit at the Twitter hearings this morning. I wonder why.

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@yamane_patricia

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@atensnut

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@nypost

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These things tickle.

[NWS Little Rock @NWSLittleRock]

This evening's balloon launch was slightly cooler than previous ones as cloud cover has pushed out of the state. This also gave way to a beautiful sunset! Expect clear skies tonight with temperatures dropping into the teens and 20s. #arwx