Police Humor

Tweets that only those in public safety understand! We cope through sarcasm and a strange sense of humor!

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@en_transation @Yo_Mammy_ when you can't get that dick😭😭😝😝😝

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@en_transation ugh so mysogynist! A propeller plane is ultra masculine! Who needs a aggressive pitch prop to lift up a vagina? #SNATCHPRIDE

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

I am all about equality! ESPECIALLY when it comes to female rights!! But I FUCKING HATE feminists!! They killed chivalry!

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@en_transation don't assume my gender! Lolz kidding. I'm a man and I'm your superior. And holy fuck girl! Where is my sandwich?!?!?

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@en_transation you spelled "I'll make you a sandwich" wrong. Please let your mom proof read your posts. So sorry baby girl😪

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@en_transation don't get too close. My bad breath is nothing like my facts and logic! Good day my lady😁

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@realDonaldTrump kept a lot of us in the game. We want to fight for those that need us and have the backing of our leaders... Don't fail us

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

Before @realDonaldTrump I seriously considered a early retirement. ILL give this patriot a chance I hope & pray he turns this country around

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

I find it FUNNY that #prochoice #feminists nazis weigh in on abortion laws & all of them are either too gay or too ugly to procreate #STINKY

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@amyschumer is super ugly. And physically un-appealing as well. #fattymctirebelly

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

ROBBERY/4000 block Gault Pl NE/ LOF B/M, 5'7", light cplx, black sweat shirt w/a hood & brown pants; armed w/a dark handgun/3059

[TBLL @tbl_leadership]

LEADERSHIP: "Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them."

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

@BarackObama departure will mean better race relations with LEO! He'll go down as the Great Divider! #obamasucks #trump #maga #fuckliberals

[Police Humor @PolicePetPeeves]

Use of force on females as a male officer. Any different than male suspects? Heavy debate at work today. Thoughts? #police #safetyaboveall