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This is a PARODY of Seattle Police Department Twitter.

If I fool you, you have to follow, its the law.

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Normalize surrendering all of your freedoms to any officer for any reason and still possibly being shot/beaten.

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How it started How its going

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Officer actions are bearing less relationship to reality over time in attempt to run up overtime, stay tuned for more info.

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@SeattlePD Any protesters caught loving Mugen too will be extradited.

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@SDOTtraffic @SeattlePD Police seeking to disrupt the civil rights of demonstrators.

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Update: Police continuing fascist activity and violence despite community disapproval. More updates focusing on police as victims to follow.

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@SeattlePD Officers working diligently to escalate situation as quickly as possible to begin using ordinance. Officers have no spine.

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@SeattlePD We know nothing about preventing crime. Defund us.

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Live look at SPOG lobbying the @SeattleCouncil ahead of the vote tomorrow

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What do you guys think of my new tattoo?

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@SeattlePD We know nothing about preventing crime. Defund us.

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Today is thank a police officer day, and you can do your part by complimenting our new knee braces as they dig into the back of your neck.

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@station_static Solving 👏 Problems 👏 Doesn't 👏 Solve 👏 Problems 👏

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@SeattlePD Update: Police are handling both situations poorly but will never have to worry about consequences of their bad decisions.

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We will be donating blood we forcibly collect from protesters in our jails, turns out they are full of the stuff.

[Seattle Fire Dept. @SeattleFire]

Please join us and @SeattlePD in our effort to help replenish our community's vitally needed blood supply. Schedule your appointment with @BloodworksNW at: https://t.co/BTz9S7pFTx

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@SeattlePD Update: An officer was tazed by another officer on accident, therefore every nearby protester will be charged on assault with deadly weapons charges.

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President Trump commented on this event saying, "I really like officers that don't get shot, if you get shot you are a loser, many people say, and I would say too. People are talking, believe me, and downed officers are very loser."

[Mike Solan @realmikesolan]

Still in the fight! Proud of these #heroes. Never give in to the #MOB that push #FalseNarratives to divide us. #Police officers are outstanding human beings. #HOLDTHELINE!🇺🇸

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@SeattlePD None of our officers can swim, so we were not helping.

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Police on fentanyl VS male florist on Fentanyl

[Elon Musk, Parody Twit is blocking bluechecks 🇺🇦 @Pengologist]

Dear #SeattleProtests #DefundSPD #KpopStans

@SPOG1952 made a horrible #Gaslighting video on #September11

I made it better and called out their lies
Here is teaser 👇 Video goes live at 1615 PST
https://t.co/2HRJD4F7vE
Like & RT @SeattlePD

#kpopstansdoyourthing #OhMyGirl

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Amazon cares about the environment as much as we care about protester safety.