Matt Polidoro

Another Laura Dern fan. 🏳️‍🌈 Daily Show segment producer. These tweets are my own.

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When you retweet yourself.

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@kennedyddoftx We love you!

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@EDSecMcMahon Common sense also says you’re married to a sex trafficker. Maybe you should get your own house in order before you pontificate on other matters.

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@Constituents18 @EDSecMcMahon @WNBA No, it wouldn’t, since there are currently no trans players in the WNBA. Also, it’s affect*, not effect, you moron.

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@amylcris If you want to talk about Christians, Biden was a good Christian. He actually went to church all the time. The only time Trump walks inside a church or touches a Bible is for photo ops & fundraisers.

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Bars should advertise that they’re NOT playing the World Cup. I would go to those bars.

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@skg34me @RepMikeLevin You heard wrong. The Kennedy Center was a beautiful, esteemed venue. It didn’t need Trump messing with it. Stop pretending like you care about the arts.

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@BlondeMAGAinNJ @themeek45 You’re a pervert.

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@nicoleeo2012 @mikeymusto @ElvisKnevil You’ve been tweeting the same stupid thing for over 5 hours. You think you’re making a clever point but you’re really just an idiot with no life.

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@nicoleeo2012 @mikeymusto @ElvisKnevil The only one in a pickle is you because your tweet makes no sense, you fucking idiot.

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@cowboybirdie @JerryWillResist I’ve got news for you, dude…

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@HammSandwich33 @Katrina20932914 @briantylercohen You’re a ham sandwich.

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@ReiffRN @AL_Progressive @reardongalt @SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc He’s making the claim that there was fraud, so the onus is on him to produce the evidence… which he hasn’t done yet.

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@DetroitC13531 @HunterBiden Dude, you have a bad case of BDS— Biden Derangement Syndrome.

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@RepFine I dare you to fill it out, lard ass.

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@chrismbbcsport Why is this going viral today? It’s from 8 years ago, during his first term.

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@GBX_Press This clip is 8 years old. Pay more attention.

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@realBrandonGill That’s colored paper. They just threw it out after the event. It didn’t cost $400 million.

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@MikeNellis @tawilliams11 The “pro-life,” “All Lives Matter party.” 🙄 All phony & performative.

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@insidegapol @FrankLuntz @Ghostofcynthia @TheDamaniFelder @martinamcbride @bretmichaels They’re not insulting our country. They’re honoring it by not taking part in a partisan event.

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@RollingStone bUt He DoNaTeS hIs SaLaRy!