Stanley Ipkiss

Put an egg in your shoe & beat it

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

@DoubleVodkaDon

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This is just very very sad.

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

6-8

[Carolina Football @UNCFootball]

Head Coach 🫡

#CarolinaFootball | #ChapelBill

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

“D1 athlete is good at sports”

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Travis Hunter might be the GREATEST athlete of all time.

He had to be created in a lab 🤯

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

@SavageSports_ Dream scenario is for you to delete your account. Immediately.

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

REPORT:

The League has let the Patriots know he sucks.

[Savage @Savageboston]

REPORT:

Per: @JasonLaCanfora

The Patriots have let teams knows that Tyquan Thornton is available for a trade.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

#XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

Damn… I want this kid to suck so bad.

[Carlos A. Lopez @LosTalksPats]

#Patriots WR Javon Baker’s recent Instagram post:

“No way in f****** America, 10 receivers better than me. Outta your f***** mind…

You ain’t gon’ outwork me the though. Tell you that much.

I don’t give a f*** how hard I’m breathin’ I’m gonna go again.”

(via JavonBaker IG) 😳

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

Why is he a draft analysis? He fucking sucked at drafting.

[Ben Volin @BenVolin]

Belichick already breaking down the draft board for McAfee and crew

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

Yeah Belichick giving one word answers and not giving his secrets to the game is gonna be real entertaining. You suck.

[Savage @Savageboston]

BREAKING

Peyton Manning is pursuing Bill Belichick to join Omaha productions.

Per: @AndrewMarchand

"If Manning were to sign Belichick, the idea of teaming with ESPN to create a Belichick and Nick Saban 'Manningcast' is expected to be broached."

That would be absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

🔥🔥🔥 Now replace it with Avengers vs. X-Men

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘The Kang Dynasty’ is no longer the title for Avengers 5

Marvel was reportedly moving away from Kang before Jonathan Majors was fired after #Quantumania failed

(via @THR) https://t.co/EaDC9txL1G

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

Thank god he was wearing a chin diaper

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

TMZ obtained the wild video of the Amazon vehicle that was split in half by an oncoming Amtrak train https://t.co/v76OUnossk

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

This is the badussy that Korean was talking about

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Josh Brolin on the #Dune2 popcorn bucket 🍿

"I'm not sticking my hand in that ... If I saw [someone] in the theater with one of those buckets ... I'm gonna be like, 'Ok, you're an idiot'"

(via @etnow)

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

Dating in your 30s

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

This is not what I meant

[gencraft_ai @gencraft_ai]

"Back shot of a girl with an intricate elvish back tattoo staring at a lake"

By Gencraft: the world's fastest (and free!) AI image and video generator

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

Mentally Disabled

[Savage @Savageboston]

Patriots predictions:

Mac Jones: 4000 yards passing. 30 TD. 65% comp.

Juju Smith Schuster: 100 Rec. 1000+ yards, 10 TD.

Kendrick Bourne: 800 yards receiving 8 TD.

Hunter Henry: 10+ TD red zone monster.

Rhamondre Stevenson: 1200 yards rushing, 5 yards per carry. 10+ TD.

Demario Douglas makes the team.

LFG

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Stanley Ipkiss @Polite2Woman]

🔥🔥🔥

[TopLobsta @TopLobsta]

Underground NYC!