PoliticsGas

Politics are funny

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Acoustic-Guitar-Wielding Trump Tells Congress ‘This Here’s The Story Of America’ https://t.co/ZJvKheiiAY

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

hahaha Hillary do you know that you have a mole inside your campaign???

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[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A guide to help you make your choice for president. https://t.co/QzK7XZYmJW

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Hilary's outfit is going to be a huge disadvantage during the rib-eating portion of the debate.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Debate prediction: Closest we get to talk of climate change tonight is when Trump mentions his daughter keeps getting hotter.

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

GOP leaders unwilling to carry unwanted candidacy to full term.

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

Jose, or Hose B?
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[POLITICO @politico]

"Senator, you whipped out that Mexican thing again." https://t.co/9jhjieqDEr | Getty

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

Deplorable
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[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

It was really rude of Tim Kaine to repeat things Donald Trump said in front of Mike Pence.

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

If I spent $100M for 3% of Iowa, I would need comfort too
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[Ashley Parker @AshleyRParker]

HENNIKER, N.H.— Jeb calls Trump a “little teddy bear” on the debate stage: "I feel like just petting him because I love him so much."

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

3 months, $100M, and 3% later...

Jeb Quits Race with “Mission Accomplished” Banner https://t.co/ntta8GNOwm via @BorowitzReport

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

it's time to start choosing the leader of the free world so let's send Iowans into libraries to talk about their feelings

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Retreating Clinton Campaign Torches Iowa Town To Slow Advance Of Sanders Volunteers https://t.co/77hKZKZ22m

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

literally ON @Morning_Joe ?
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[Ron Fournier @ron_fournier]

"I feel like I'm gonna start pounding the meat." -@GovChristie on. @Morning_Joe

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

Make America Late Again
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[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Presdential debates just arent as compelling when no ones acusing the moderator of being on her dirty period

[alex @alex_or_lex]

ted cruz looks like an older, time-ravaged rubio who traveled to the past to run against himself

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

Somebody at CBS is a Know-Nothing
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[CBS News Politics @CBSPolitics]

"Donald Trump is the no-nothing candidate of 2015" -- @GovernorPataki https://t.co/ABk9S3x5Jz #GOPdebate

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

why did they stop doing debates in front of giant random airplanes

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Jeb Bush, seeing his presidential aspirations falter, makes a bid to be commissioner of a fantasy football league.

[PoliticsGas @PoliticsGas]

@Slate @GovMikeHuckabee if only it was attached to its tether with a Trump tie

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Planned Parenthood should just rebrand themselfs as Reagan Parenthood and theyll never get shut down by the GOP. Use your heads idiots