William Polking

Teacher, reader, writer, coach. Trying to age gracefully. Opinions are my own.

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@SlangsOnSports Beaneaters farted it away

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@PhilliesNation Phillies really want to be back in Philadelphia in time for Sunday Night Football

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@HollyAnderson Live in Iowa and pay for the Phillies https://t.co/0kk0Ecg8B9 package—I am Thomas Merton

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@ah_pod If he can't hit a whit and can't field a whit, whit's the point?

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@greg2126 Since about three minutes into the third quarter, any contact by Notre Dame has been a foul.

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@edsbs Are you saying The Cure Bowl has reached Disintegration status?

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Me when I finally finish grading these Comp drafts.

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@earlwreed @JohnStolnis Also said Kimbrel had pitched the seventh.

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Me when I finally finish grading these Comp drafts.

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[accomplishes one task on a saturday]

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The Phillies are going to the NLCS:

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@timomalleyND Personnel choices feel disturbingly random tonight

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@ethan_witte Especially with the off days in the NLDS schedule.

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@MitchNobis @EmergeJournal Congratulations!

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HOLY GRAND SLAM BRYSON STOTT

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@TimKellySports At this point, ignoring Dusty is the right move.

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This Chiefs' game is the sad girl autumn extended version of what Bears' fans know all too well.

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@FranzkeLA Maybe I want, in the first inning, an extended story about how Smoltz called in to talk radio back in the day and gave them what for.

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@Nathan5Simmons The fumbles are bad enough, but he keeps trying to pick them up with one hand—maybe just fall on the ball?

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@greg2126 Two penalties on the play and NBC shows us neither of them