Ashton Pollack

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

that’s Mamdani’s NYC baybee

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“the villain could be hiding anywhere”

the villains lair:

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga

[Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump @RealPresidentT]

I love Easter and I’m a big fan of Jesus. But it took Jesus three days to come back to life. I got shot in the head and was standing in three seconds. I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus. From what I’ve been told, he was a good guy. Big fan of mine. But I may be tougher than him

[Phainon of Aedes Elysiae @PhainonofAE]

My dick and balls

[THRAGG @GRANDTHRAGG]

Source tells me Conquest is stable.

Please god

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Bo Nix only lost 119 yards due to sacks last season.

It’s the lowest among any QB who played 13+ games.

Nix played ALL 17 😱

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

🔒⬇️🎮

(h/t @NFL_Researcher)

[‏Middle East News @MiddleEast_Eng]

In 2013, this woman was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in Illinois, but she was subjected to excessive force by a police officer who pushed her.

She later filed a lawsuit and was awarded approximately $700,000 (around 2.6 million riyals) in compensation.

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

No amount of hatred for Puerto Rican musicians should make you pretend this is good

[Ohbee @BoNixLoverrrr]

Broncos Vs Patriots Twitter rn

[John Franklin-Myers @J_FranklinMyers]

My brothas!

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

WE'RE HEADED TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!