Polly Comes Nicely

I review sex toys and share my voyages in sexual pleasure.

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Got an exercise ball that won't fit through the living room door now it's inflated. #tallgirlproblems

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My cat is sleeping through the fireworks. She so chill. 🐱

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Success! Engine burn complete. #Juno is now orbiting #Jupiter, poised to unlock the planet's secrets. https://t.co/YFsOJ9YYb5

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@FemmeReviews ooh sounds awesome! :) I'm not sure yet. Something large on my chest. But it takes me a long time to decide.

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Today someone in my pregnant-person class someone couldn't say the word vagina. And blushed at the mention of semen. It was sad :(

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@FemmeReviews what you gonna do? I am also thinking about thinking about my next tattoo...

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My husband thought the #nsfwcontest was too #sfw. Apparently. What a dick. @shevibe

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@shevibe @boredpanda omg I need this

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@sexbloggess slutty with a nice frumpy cardigan.

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@sexbloggess tbf I'd say "a hint of slut" is more my style.

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@sexbloggess party poopers.

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@dizzygirl812 Good point. They are putting all sorts in my vag like nobody's business. I guess it wouldn't be that odd.

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@sexbloggess that's just the sort of total badass I am.

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@sexbloggess good point. I am always the one dressed inappropriately for these sorts of things. But I am compelled to continue.

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@dizzygirl812 ha yeah that might have been a bit weird...

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@dizzygirl812 on my belly. They gave it a quick buzz. Very effective, it seems. Noisy though.

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I mean, they called it something weird and medical. But clearly it was a vibrator.

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Today I had antenatal testing and they used a vibrator to wake up the sleepy baby.

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@sexbloggess I thought cocktail was just fancy-speak for slutty.

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Getting down with my mermaid fantasy for the @shevibe #nsfwcontest