Laura

Her mind lives in a quiet room

[Real & Good Creative @getrealandgood]

It’s forever bizarre to me that motorists will see a cyclist and immediately think 'they're in my way' or 'they don't pay for roads' or whatever other absurd, nonsensical things they think instead of 'hey that looks fun,’ or ‘that’s one less car’ or just ‘there’s a human’

[Laura @Pollyanesthetic]

@ChaseSupport I am very frustrated with the service I am getting. Especially when I'm trying to pay you.

[✯A̷T̷O̷M̷I̷C̷ ̷R̷O̷B̷O̷T̷✯ @Gelatin_Cyborg]

Just found out that "fitz" in surnames means "son of" and now I say Fitzabitch until I die.

[GovtTookMaBaby @just_evolved]

November 1945

Why hold the Nuremberg trials?
The war is already over.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I wish the horrifying assault on democracy would end so I could just get back to my devastating pandemic

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Some people ask: Why would you impeach and convict a president who has only a few days left in office? The answer: Precedent. It must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government.

[Maya Harris @mayaharris_]

The people who got us here don’t get to decide how or when to heal and move on. Just stop talking.

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

ah well if it’s hard then no worries, I know you guys are busy. thanks for taking a look

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Smart people are merely asymptomatic carriers of stupidity.

[Salt Lake City Police Department @slcpd]

Let's have a safe Halloween! A few simple safety tips can make a difference. #Halloween2020 #Halloween

[Laura @Pollyanesthetic]

@mayorcheriewood You gotta do something about the traffic on 5th. They didn't even look both ways.

[Laura @Pollyanesthetic]

@BCDreyer Anna and the Apocalypse?

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

Companies be like “ Now more than ever , we will let you buy our product”

[Anna Mazzola - Updates only. @Anna_Mazz]

The raccoons are returning to the libraries. Nature is healing.

[Laura @Pollyanesthetic]

@CAwkward I remember singing it. There must have been choreography, because I remember my 3rd grade teacher flipping his combover back and forth.

[Brad Bigford, NP (He/Him) @mursebigford]

This is why I vaccinate. This is why healthcare professionals recommend vaccines. Let’s stand up today and not be afraid to say what we want #NurseTwitter #VaccinesSaveLives #DoctorsSpeakUp #NursePractitionersSpeakUp #NursesSpeakUp
@DrToddWo @ZDoggMD @ShotsHeard @NicoleB_MD

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

This is the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft

[Laura @Pollyanesthetic]

My 7 year old niece has proclaimed that dinosaurs and scorpions can't have light sabers and the world is a little less awesome.