Jetstream Kris 🦍

it was always me vs. the world, until i found it’s me vs. me | 💛🤍💜🖤

[Jetstream Kris 🦍 @PolygonalCloud]

fuck cards fuck bios fuck strawpages this is all the info you’ll ever need to know about me

[Jetstream Kris 🦍 @PolygonalCloud]

me and bro when there are woman around

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@JammerJammy shoutout the CN city bumper where Frankie from fosters home is trying to find a parking space, that’s how i live everyday coming home from work

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AND I DIDNT EVEN WIN!!!

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lamine yamal just won the world cup before he turned 20 and here i am almost 25yrs old arguing with oomf about which of us is more broke

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i can never kill myself, while watching the odyssey tonight i was sat between the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen and a gay couple with the biggest age gap ive ever seen in person. i’d miss experiences like this if i died

[Jetstream Kris 🦍 @PolygonalCloud]

@JammerJammy so that’s how he died 😭

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@JammerJammy 🥺😖

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@JammerJammy it’s the shell, i mean they literally made an episode of adventure time about this idea lol

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@JammerJammy so unfair that he’s 6’5 and can hit a top speed of 20km, literally the only reason Brazil is out already 😭

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@JammerJammy try the grape flavored one it’s better

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@JammerJammy i gave my argentine coworker a cherry coke the other day and he said the same thing??? are we americans just super mutants??? 😭

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@JammerJammy get the blackberry flavor it’s better

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@JammerJammy oh wow, i had no idea girls could feel that way too 😔

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not me though, my wallet is always fat like peter griffin even at my absolute lois

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this gambling shit is serious, i see how men can lose all their life savings and go on to kill their entire families over it‼️‼️

[Jetstream Kris 🦍 @PolygonalCloud]

yeah

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Jill Sandwich

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@JammerJammy congratulations you two, cherish your time together because it’ll be over before you even realize

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@JammerJammy 👀👀👀