Pöny

Future of Mobility. Why ride a scooter, if you can ride a Pony? Pitch:

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

We know there are many great #startups in the #mobility space. But investors keep telling us, we're the best one. And we don't disagree!

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@ChrisJBakke We never got why anybody would want to ride a scooter. It's like riding a jackhammer! Our Ponies on the other hand ride like a cloud!! 🐴🦄🚀

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@robinwauters Hmmm, the device looks...familiar! But as long as they don't have Ponies, we're not afraid! #USP #SecretSauce #Ponies

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@soren_iverson Nice. But there are much more useful mobility options. Because who wants to ride a car or a scooter, if you can ride a Pony?

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@cathywhite10 @mikebutcher @EU_Startups @remcojanssen @_patriciallen Yes, because Ponies are click dynamite, and every journalist knows that...

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

"You become newsworthy when what you do is in the news." @mikebutcher at @EU_Startups Summit panel with @remcojanssen, @_patriciallen and @cathywhite10 in Barcelona right now.

Thankfully, Ponies are always in the news! 🐴🦄 #Ponycorn

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

"You appointing a new HR director is not news." @mikebutcher at @EU_Startups Summit panel with @remcojanssen, @_patriciallen and @cathywhite10.

Thankfully, we don't have an HR department, just a PR (Pony Relations) department. That's totally different! 🐴🦄 #Ponycorn

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@businessbarista Just have us pitch our amazing "Ponies instead of scooters" mobility solution on the show. Massive virality ensues! #Done

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@sabakarimm Sounds great - if you like incremental innovation. We're more about a paradigm shift in mobility. 100% fluffier and 100% cuter. Why ride a scooter, if you can ride a Pony? Check out our full pitch here: https://t.co/Ogb9hIJXOS

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@sabi_founder @businessbarista @speakerdeck Humor? Puns? What are you talking about????????

(PS: The SpeakerDeck link works again! 😉)

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@sabi_founder @businessbarista Thanks for pointing that out, @sabi_founder! Thanks for nothing, @speakerdeck! Here's a new link: https://t.co/uB0xWh4Ujw

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@businessbarista Okay, we'll do it. We're bringing Pony-based micro-mobility to the masses. Hidden beta starting soon in Berlin. Let us pitch, and we might bring a prototype...

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@LaurenGoode Who would do a startup parody? Changing the world is way too important to just make fun of that! Throwing a basketball against a TV might sound stupid now, but so did using Ponies for last mile transportation when we first started out. And nobody is laughing about us anymore...

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@ChampChessTour #ChessChamps Damn, I shouldn't have uninstalled the @UberEats app!

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@kylebrastrom Ponies!

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@businessbarista Why would anybody ride a SCOOTER, if they can ride a PONY instead? Exactly.

Pöny: Rental Ponies for everyone, everywhere.

We're the first mover in the "Pony Mobility" space, and we can absolutely fit these 84 slides into 60 seconds - let us know!

https://t.co/NeUkqSNBkZ

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@ediggs We love the guys over at https://t.co/rxSGYwBk16 (their AI is sick!), but have to agree that slide is shite. We do it right, in case you want to invest!

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@sabakarimm They have scooters. We have Ponies.

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@MsSonicFlare You'll still love it, whenever you read it, today, this week, April 1st 2023...😀

[Pöny @PonyMobilityInc]

@Capri_lynnn @ycombinator Still haven't received the suitcase full of cash from @ycombinator. What's the hold-up? Should we bribe them with some food?