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Doug. He was a manifestation of your deepest. darkest. thoughts.

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It’s like a slurpee, huh?

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I’m in for a hamburger.

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Well you get to bring your mom, don’t I get to bring my son?

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I thought about it, and I hate to break it to you, but I love the beanbag. BUT; I’m gonna have to pass.

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You know in Spain, like, people don’t even start hanging out till midnight.

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You meet lots of boys and girls hanging out with each other, you know the music is just pumpin’ it’s a real vibrant atmosphere here I love it

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I came here late so that we could BONE. We got a problem.

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Ooh, chunky nut.

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Thanks for lettin’ me count my coins, man.

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Straight. Straight. Curve with the road. Keep curving with the road. Give er some gas, keep gassing up, gas up-- Lay off the gas

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I broke my fucking DICK, man!

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I just got an email blast, there are 7 open mics happening RIGHT now, we gotta hit em all. C'mon let's go

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That's alright Doug, cuz actually I broke up with my girlfriend and I’ve been slingin LOTS of dicks

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I’ll see you in just a bit alright? Atta boy.

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Those bat shit-battered hamster tenders were amazing, why did you not eat any of yours?

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I need something like a contrabass

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Oh you make dope beats?