Katie Stanley

I don’t mind being wrong. I just don’t happen to be.

[Katie Stanley @PookieLovesCake]

Just witnessed a brief altercation between a pigeon and a K9 pup inside Union Station. This is what Twitter is for, right? Reporting it?

[Katie Stanley @PookieLovesCake]

Your Standard Single Family Home https://t.co/wQCLz2XAVx

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Thoughtful of Disney to include magic ice horses for the kids who were forced to go with their moms to film-for-adults Frozen II.

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@lk_whitehead @fenella99 Woah. For one moment, I was back in my first grade classroom dreaming of the watermelons on the Double Dare cover.

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@fenella99 @dwatsontlh @lib_dem_dan So impractical for me but yes, of course.

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Favorite part of today’s symposium so far.

[Wordsworth Grasmere @WordsworthGras]

During the lunch break, Curator of the Wordsworth Trust Jeff Cowton (@CuratorWT) exhibited the Aeolian harp which was referenced earlier in the day. The harp represents both order and wildness in nature. #WhatIsNatural

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“I go to target like a soccer mom.” - @Illyria16 on wild weekend spending habits

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I don’t like this robot. I want it to say, “Now, Charles, you’re coming up to a clover leaf. It’s just past the intersection. You’re going to make a right. Don’t be startled.” - @GroundhogDad reviews his gps

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“A gloom has fallen over high tea.” - @AStanJr’s reaction to the pronouncement that the clotted cream had run out

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@AliceEatsStuff @AliceEatsStuff How did you eat 25 of something?

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Edinburgh looks good from any angle, though I’m… https://t.co/dqe9auX6pF

[Alice Stanley Jr. 💞 @AStanJr]

Diversity in Theatre class. Student who NEVER speaks from her “here for the gen ed credit” corner: I don’t care if there’s girls in stuff or not.
Me: What’s your favorite movie?
Her: Fast & the Furious.
Me: What if it were all women?
Her: *whips her head back screeching* YAS!

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“I just want it to be a crunchy little yum yum.” – @AStanJr’s thoughts on eating

[Katie Stanley @PookieLovesCake]

@a1stanley No one likes Derrida.

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“Blue collar clothes with white collar shoes is my style.” – @dernsie

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Casually invoked Derrida in my office. Now everyone knows I’m the worst. #litcritembarrassment

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Practical fiction writing help AND horrifying real life update. https://t.co/Rzf4sG4GGg

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Me to @AStanJr: Can you eat in here? @AStanJr: Oh yeah. If I'm in a place, you can eat in that place.

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Halfway through The Accountant. I hope this movie is ultimately an indictment of machismo but I kind of don't think it's headed that way.

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Is there anything that feels more like vacation than the smell of a hotel pool?

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"Imma send you this draft and then you guys can send me notes." "I mean, we're just going to send you emoji hearts but sure. Yeah."