The Pooks

Straight outta Cairo

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

Do not ever get @Travelers insurance. I have a claim open right now and they’re trying to deny me things that are clearly covered in my policy. What a bunch of scammers!!!

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@Delta13607 How about you share with me how you can keep my business?

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@mackage_sales messed up my order and had the nerve to only offer me 50 dollars. How about a comparable price on another coat? Thanks for making me wait a week to tell me no 😐

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@Delta A virtual assistant via text doesn’t do much for me

[Angelina Fanous @NotSoVanilla]

I got my sister this @mollycrabapple print as a housewarming present, and she just sent me a photo of it framed. Stunning!

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

I think @UberEats has to be the greyhound of delivery services. I waited 3 hours for my order and then had to cancel. Then they told me they couldn’t offer me any credits or discounts on future orders. I’ll stick with @DoorDash next time.

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@NotSoVanilla @iamcardib I’m weakkkkkk😭😭😭

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

The king is ready to drop his second studio album. @CyhiThePrynce is trying to kill me https://t.co/32vpA1Sj8e

[CYHI @CyhiOfficial]

Welp @kanyewest just said “man we gotta start setting these ideas aside for your 7 songs” I said the world will never be the same!!!! All the CYHI FANS get ready!!!!!

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@abbycellis ✊🏽

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@DondaRex5 Hahahaha omg that’s amazing

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@DondaRex5 Lmao! Accurate!

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@Postmates_Help I realize that! It’s not just about the charges. Your app doesn’t work! This happens way too often. Clearly you’re losing out on some business.

[SZA @sza]

Lmao literally smacking anyone who repeats this . We moved 3 dates n will be promptly Shaking ass Sunday💃🏾 thank u 🙋🏾! https://t.co/I0PdWTnF7v

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@sza pleaseeeeeee don't come to DC between August 25th-Sept4th! I'm out of town and I have two tickets to see you. 🤗���� https://t.co/TjiJrPjEBn

[SZA @sza]

1. I didn't postpone the tour . I rescheduled 3 days outta like 100 ! lol my body tried to play me but I beat it's ass n im back n ready!💖🙏🏾 https://t.co/QEpMv5cqvg

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@clydedavisjr is a fucking fool for this. 😂😂😂 On a serious note: Bey… https://t.co/WjX9WBttPA

[The Namaste Bae @DondaRex5]

“I’ve noticed while cooking, how ingredients in their individual and naked state can be a bit repulsive but necessary, kind of like people.”

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@DondaRex5 Wait nvm. I saw what you posted. Crazy!!!!

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@DondaRex5 Omg tell meeee. What did she say? I saw that interview he did.

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@DondaRex5 I'm seriously the worst. I meant to call you back and I totally forgot because I was doing a million things 😩

[The Pooks @PooksFanous]

@DondaRex5 so salty I'm not gonna see you :(