professional retard

best retweeter na

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Women are so beautiful. I wish they were good people.

[GameStop @gamestop]

We’ll take it down when something better comes out.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

unpopular opinion: the worst thing that happened to anime is that it became popular

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how do you almost die on a hike. you walked there. walk back, retard

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

got my dog microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he’ll explode

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me saying goodbye to my latina gf before calling ICE on her

[Kenty @FakeKenty]

Technology has gone too far man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password

[Lifting @Iifting]

People will drink 500-1000 calories in a single coffee in the morning and then wonder why they're not losing weight.

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

😭😭😭

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days

[kesha 🇭🇹 @n__renae]

Cuz you gon have that lil ghost boy on top of yo stairs yellin hibachi benihana teriyaki

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Happy International Women's Day

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This changed the way I fold everything

[PC Philanthropy @PcPhilanthropy]

Peak insanity

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A 38.15 kg pitbull pulling 2,900 kgs