The Craptain (PoopMates)

You are what you eat…and poop. #BidetNationalism 🚽// Building the one bathroom app to rule them all

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You’re in her DMs. I’m following her poop schedule. We are not the same.

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@litteralyme0 A man of culture

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@McNasty Proof???

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I will not rest until there is a bidet in every home in America.

[Kira @kira_sofine]

What is extremely unhygienic but everyone seems to do it anyway???

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@Shirinsmit Wiping your ass with toilet paper

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To those of you who still wipe your ass with toilet paper, why are you retarded?

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@SlumRNA_Dog Real

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@makjako

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Imagine being a night pooper

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@catalinmpit Hear me out.

What about a social media platform for people who shit.

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@camrrowe Sporting clays is on the agenda for this weekend now

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@_VaibhavGupta @catalinmpit I was thinking more like twitter...for your asshole

https://t.co/ISw7blYjrz

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Hear me out

[Catalin @catalinmpit]

New social media platform for people who ship.

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Shoutout to @iamjasonlevin and @memelordtech for making the best memelord tools in the game.

Memes make millions baby.

https://t.co/V0EyLAgqbl

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If you don’t cut sandwiches diagonally I can’t fw you

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@NoahRyanCo Noah are you a morning pooper or a night pooper?

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@iamjasonlevin Shhhhiiiiiiieeeeeeettttttt!!!!

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@BioavailableNd You're in her DMs, I'm following her poop schedule. We are not the same.