Benjani

Sunday League wheezer who wishes he was better #Pompey

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@mrdanwalker Personally I think it’s an absolute disgrace that they are showing the games in the middle of the night! Why don’t they put on at 7.45pm like the champions league games? Might have to stop paying my licence.

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@AndyHa_ @Pcmpey Don’t blame them after the Septics nuked them twice! I would have shat all over the seats too.

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@PompeyPedro Not sure about the VAR. I think they’ve missed a few handballs in the area and a few other big calls. Generally I agree so far so good. Hopefully we won’t stink it out!

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When England get knocked out I am definitely supporting Cape Verde

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@PompeyPedro @MarkOHaire This is very clearly your first child if you think you can watch all the World Cup games! My advice is sleep whenever you can and ask relatives to bring home cooked meals.

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Beautiful but reminds me of work!

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@frolickking @JSWC1995 Be like Holland are at every tournament 😂

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@TheGGAawakening @RealAlexJones @frankwrighter When does this great global awakening begin then?! 😂 There’s nothing new about racism unfortunately. Thanks for your intelligent reply.

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@uniquemoviemom Is that the same house from 28 Days Later?

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@typesfaster Much rather live somewhere where my kids might get shot at school or they could end up a fentanyl zombie.

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@centreGoalHQ It’s more likely to be 1) Pay 2) Off 3) Now

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@mattletiss7 You deserve all the abuse and more you weirdo

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@Portfolio_Bull Sounds like a pyramid scheme and he sounds like a crook

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@UB1UB2 I think you need to get all the police in London to find him and round up the Palestine Action old biddies too while they are at it 👍

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@alexcmfc Definitely want you to win and want whoever scores to do a binoculars celebration

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@darin_burrows Same. I think it’s England fatigue! Can remember our results from Euro 96 but forgot Quansah played for Bayer and had to google him 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@lifelongsaint83 Hope they celebrate a winning goal with a binoculars style celebration

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@LucyVHolland No apology, no class, no promotion 😂

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@maybebrayyy @ellis_wooo I heard he called a Clairvoyant from the back of The Metro and England are going to win the world cup with a last minute Henderson screamer.