Ned Flanders

Who have a paid pal bidness account

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Why tf does @subway put so much goddamn BellyButton lint on the sandwich. They put like 2 olives on that bitch and i said "a lil belly Button lint" and this bitch puts like 2 handfuls of lint on my sandwich. Thats a lint sandwich bitch i wanted a turkey and spinach not a lintwich

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Fuck being sad bro

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

@KCCollier1 DEADASSS FUCK THESE TRAILS

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

@OnlyGirlFights Andrea you are a stupid vapid cunt

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Italian girls fart nice af, they be bossy with that shit

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

My mom makin fun of me at 3pm on a tuesday

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

still can’t watch this wothout laughing

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Only girls over the internet who think im cute are in south carolina. Im a 6/10 over there yall better hide ur moms

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Past 4 years bro it aint a happy day tho

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

fuck a break up , y’all ever been sad on your own birthday ?

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Bee's are cute but they pussy aint that fat doe

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Call my face a poo poo platter cuz i be eating doo doo batter

[Jean Marie @JustChillinFR]

@artemislyfe It actually starts at 10 but still ain't worth it

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

Incredible photo of Randy Bobandy at a heady music festival wearing a wire-wrapped cheeseburger pendant

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Andrew yang coughed like a bih smokin the tiniest widdle iddy biddy roach

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Slight flex but we just got the NASCAR pitt crew installed in my bathroom so now i can shit and wipe in under 3.5 secounds #goals

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

Unpopular opinion: earwax tastes fucking bad bro

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

May i bother you for a mere crumb of coochie madam? I shant even touch it, just bask in thy succulent phat glory.

[Ned Flanders @PoopyLinoleum]

This is the plate of the man i hit in sea of thieves. He evaporated.

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

They smoked his ass 😭💀💀