Poor College Kid

Drowning in debt just trying to get my degree. Submit tweets to: [email protected] -----Parody Account

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Yall think highschool teachers bad at putting grades in?? Wait till you get to college and you dont even know your overall letter grade

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When you pay tens of thousands of dollars a year for a lot of stress and a low GPA.

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Yesterday: tired
Today: tired
Tomorrow: tired
Next week: tired
Next month: tired
Next year: tired
Next life: tired

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What it takes for me to wake up...

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A summary of my winter break.

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What college actually is.

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Me when I’m checking my exam grades...

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When you get the job after lying on your resume.

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When people start to talk about The Last Jedi before you see it.

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Exams got me like

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Me sleeping knowing I didn’t retweet that Keaton video.

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Every little bit helps...

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Is it too late to drop a class

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Me trying to save my semester from the depths of hell.

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Sums up my life

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When you realize tomorrow is Friday.

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I now know why it takes so long for roads to be fixed.

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Everyone has that one friend who goes all out at Christmas.

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Trying to make it through the semester like...