Go big or go home. What a stud. These are the shoulders of giants we stand upon. He could have whined and claimed he was "disenfranchised" but no he signs the Declaration of Independence with his home address. The equivalent of Cortes burning his ships, the wealthiest man in America personally declares war against the Crown for Liberty. These are men worth honoring and remembering.
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From US ARMY WTF Moments Uncensored 2.0
Honorary Marine. @USMCSgtMaj@USMC
“Have you even read Marx?”
A. Yes.
B. Even if I hadn’t, the idea that someone has to read thousands of pages of bullshit before they’re allowed to determine it’s bullshit is retarded.
If I write a 3,000-page book explaining why slamming your dick in a car door cures cancer, nobody is obligated to read the whole thing to conclude I’m a fucking moron.
Unpopular opinion: this is correct.
Fighting & fucking.
Almost every major technological advancement in human history can be traced back to one of two motivations:
A. Kill the enemy
B. Put the wife in a good mood
Humanity didn’t invent faster ships, stronger metals, or the internet because we’re enlightened scholars.
We did it because some dude either wanted to win a war, or get laid.
Guys, I don’t care. An actual extra-terrestrial could walk up to me right now and telepathically say hi, and I will telepathically tell it I’m calling ICE.
@Timcast Normal Americans don’t want to see the “the GOP needs to pay so we need to destroy whatever we have by reverting back to the communist ideology”