Popcorn O’Neal

Cousin of Shaquille

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@MrJoeSymons @HeatNationCom @MichaelRyanRuiz So good

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@MrJoeSymons @squirrel74wkgn My offer to provide a free tutorial stands

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@HeckinGoodDogs @MrJoeSymons

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@MrJoeSymons @dog_rates @mandyhugstrees I sent you this on Tik Tok

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When an emergency room patient requests a different room …

Girl you were just in the waiting room for 5 hours, do you really think there are other rooms available??

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@Yoda4ever @MrJoeSymons

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A nurse just told me his annual goals are to drink $2,500 worth of hospital milk and to spend a full work week in the bathroom.

He keeps track of both these things.

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A patient has informed me that I am a “tough old geezer”

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Totally thought a suppository was a gummy bear today and it’s a good thing I sniffed it first.

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I would not be a good Robert

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You wouldn’t think it’s possible to injure your knee with a bowl of oatmeal but here I am

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It’s very bizarre when people say, “have a safe flight.”

I’m not in charge of that.

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@MrJoeSymons @BaileyCarlin I sent you this on Tik Tok!

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Me, “Hi I’m Jennifer”

Patient, “Fuck you Care Bear!”

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I have stuff that goes under my eyes that is supposed to make the bags go away / make me look less tired. However, this stuff just seems to add a sparkle to the bags so now the area under my eyes looks like this:

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Guess what my pants look like after eating a turkey melt while driving

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“Patient denies intent to cut her ear off, expressing a desire for divorce instead”

#Saturday

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Human on TikTok paid $10,000 for 2 Harry Styles tickets and all I can think about is how I would explain this phenomenon to my father who still has a cell phone plan that charges him 10 cents per text

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Got a new hairbrush but it hurts my head so I will not be brushing my hair for the foreseeable future.