Pope Pourri

Keeper of the savage beasts. Wandering idiot. An annoyance, wrapped up in an irritation, dipped in a bloody nuisance.

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Starting a petition for the UK Government to investigate the possibility of using @bellowheaduk as a form of renewable energy. Think it might catch on.

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No way have I just heard a clip of a @theagilmore song on Homes Under The bloody Hammer. Is this what middle age feels like?

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@ParisZarcilla Oh no! Did I miss it?

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@NorthantsChief I'm due to be receiving a long service award soon. Is it OK to name you in my intro blurb as my favourite fictional police officer (for info Viv Deering is 2nd and Briggs & Louis joint 3rd)?

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@BBCWomansHour I live in the Midlands and my partner lives on the South Coast. Every time I go to visit him, I pick up a small seashell to go in my terrarium at home, put it in my handbag and forget about it. My handbag now weighs a ton...

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@Perran4GandH @BanburyLabour Surely if Labour wants to win elections again, it needs to be able to unite the membership?

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@nationaltrust @UNESCO Thank you for the info, NT. I think it's important to keep in mind that the riches of the few were almost invariably built off the exploitation and misery of so many. Thank you for finding a way of preserving these places and items, whilst not forgetting or romanticising that.

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@akalamusic Bit of a long shot, I know, but my friend's foster daughter is just learning the power of her voice as a young black woman. Any support for her would be appreciated: https://t.co/gWxzOOOEFJ

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@RoyalMailHelp Thank you. Have sent a DM with the tracking ref and the delivery address info.

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Hi @RoyalMailHelp I sent an item to a friend and tracking is showing it was delivered and signed for, but they were out at the time and they have no idea where it was delivered to. What can I do now?

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@BBCRadio2 Merry Christmas Kate and Team! No festive table is complete without that special centrepiece. Obviously, we're letting Freyja cat believe it's her. Love from Tracy in Banbury xx

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@SkyHelpTeam Question: is there a way we can block outgoing calls to premium rate 090 numbers on our Sky Talk package?

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@BootstrapCook Just wanted to say a massive thank you for Tin Can Cook. Fridge has gone kaput and engineer can't come for nearly 2wks. Tinned food recipes are a saviour.

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I wouldn't say it's windy out there, but some bitch just dropped a house on my sister and stole her shoes #WeatherWarning

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Just made @BootstrapCook bacon and brie risotto. Had a bit of spare stilton, so bunged that in as well. Didn't have any cranberry, so topped with chilli jam instead. Had enough for seconds and spare #stuffed

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@BootstrapCook @AlisonHammond2 comes to mind - love that girl!

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Just had notification that @BootstrapCook Tin Can Cook is on the way to my door. Time to buy a new tin opener, sit on the mat and wait... #excited #recipebook #loveyourcupboards

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@SkyHelpTeam My mum-in-law is making excessive numbers of calls to TV competition lines. Can we bar premium rate calls on our Sky Talk package?

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Him Indoors is not talking to me because I dreamed that @theagilmore gave a singing workshop and I took the cat instead of him #cheatingindreams

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@ParisZarcilla Every bit of this is me. When the intrusive thoughts hit I simultaneously need to be near my cats and am terrified to be so in case I trip over and accidentally hurt them.