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[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

I sound differently in my voice notes, why?

[YUA @creative_yua]

I almost got into trouble for slapping and kicking an old man.

Before you judge me, please hear me out.

The man was the first person to touch me. He kept saying and doing things that made me wonder if he was okay.

Imagine a total stranger pulling your cheeks aggressively, and telling you that you look cute. A fellow man for that matter.

The most annoying thing was that people around us weren't even saying anything.

I sincerely wanted to leave in anger, because I wouldn't want to disrespect an old man who could give birth to me 10 times. But, somehow, I couldn't leave.

Suddenly, this man kissed my forehead and tried to lift me. That was when I lost it.

I slapped him, gave him a kick on the chest, and also said some things I can't really remember till today.

The entire room gasped.
One woman even shouted my name.
But, strangely, some people were smiling, including that intrusive old man himself.

Over the years, that talk never left anyone's lips during family gatherings.

As I later realized...

I was just one year old, and the old man was my grandfather. The “slap” and “kick” was just me touching his face with my tiny baby hands.

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@markessien I’m thinking FTZs impact on cost. Possible?

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@MLBaloni 5 iron here, too long please.

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@mfarrellsports Yea, we don’t care. Inasmuch as we are making contact and swinging 😅

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

My new security guard refused to let the property owner's into their own construction site.

I wasn't on site. They showed up with potential clients to inspect the property.

He stopped them at the gate. Said he needed clearance from me first.

They stood outside in the sun with their clients waiting.

The husband called me. I apologized and asked them to pass the phone to the security.

He refused to collect it.

Said it was unprofessional. I should call his number directly.

Shock first catch me

So I called him. He opened the gate.

One of the clients tipped him on the way in.

Said they were impressed.

I didn't know where I see this James Bond that I hired as security o😂

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

10pm in Iceland 🇮🇸

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@NUCLRGOLF No, can’t be given when you are chasing a birdie. I might not even give you if it’s a par 😅. Bogey upwards

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@RisBrian Big Bertha, great series!

[RELL @gotsrange]

GOT MY FIRST EVER EAGLE!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #golf 🏌🏿‍♂️🏌🏿‍♂️🏌🏿‍♂️

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@LanceManio68499 Softest ball my friend gifted. Drove one to OB and it felt like I lost a whole pack of pro Vs

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@realyobarnub Her makeup like the stew 😅

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@NUCLRGOLF 7, 14 but worse- double bogeys and +

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@footballontnt P.A.I.N

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@TouchlineX Wait, low block is parking the bus right?

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@Wizarab10 @chefchukwudi145 For all those referring to cheating their way to the EPL title. This here might be why they couldn’t do it to PSG. No corners.

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

From quadruple to humble.

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

@DavidChaoTheMan 105, 104 must be the most common number 😅

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

I’m very sure Gabriel actually asked to play last so he can do his Gabriel thing. But he was humbled. Feeling bad for him now 😥

[Popeezy_NG @Popeikue]

Just the person I expected to carry the embarrassment.
Gabriel the arrogant!

[Carsley Golf @CarsleyGolf]

Golf’s the only sport where you can hit 110 shots… and still brag about 3 of them. ⛳️ 😂