I almost got into trouble for slapping and kicking an old man.
Before you judge me, please hear me out.
The man was the first person to touch me. He kept saying and doing things that made me wonder if he was okay.
Imagine a total stranger pulling your cheeks aggressively, and telling you that you look cute. A fellow man for that matter.
The most annoying thing was that people around us weren't even saying anything.
I sincerely wanted to leave in anger, because I wouldn't want to disrespect an old man who could give birth to me 10 times. But, somehow, I couldn't leave.
Suddenly, this man kissed my forehead and tried to lift me. That was when I lost it.
I slapped him, gave him a kick on the chest, and also said some things I can't really remember till today.
The entire room gasped.
One woman even shouted my name.
But, strangely, some people were smiling, including that intrusive old man himself.
Over the years, that talk never left anyone's lips during family gatherings.
As I later realized...
I was just one year old, and the old man was my grandfather. The “slap” and “kick” was just me touching his face with my tiny baby hands.
My new security guard refused to let the property owner's into their own construction site.
I wasn't on site. They showed up with potential clients to inspect the property.
He stopped them at the gate. Said he needed clearance from me first.
They stood outside in the sun with their clients waiting.
The husband called me. I apologized and asked them to pass the phone to the security.
He refused to collect it.
Said it was unprofessional. I should call his number directly.
Shock first catch me
So I called him. He opened the gate.
One of the clients tipped him on the way in.
Said they were impressed.
I didn't know where I see this James Bond that I hired as security o😂
@Wizarab10@chefchukwudi145 For all those referring to cheating their way to the EPL title. This here might be why they couldn’t do it to PSG. No corners.