Pop Jokes

Jokes inspired by pop music. Contributions welcome.

[Pop Jokes @Popjokes]

I’m on the Adam Ant diet.

Don’t chew ever. Don’t chew ever…

[Jamie Goodwin @MrJGoodwin]

I thought I heard some British mod music all across the capital of South Korea

Turns out it was just northern Seoul

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My wife just asked if I could stop randomly singing lines from Oasis songs.

I said maybe…

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Say you will, say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say you're true, say to me...

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

👍🏾🙂

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Which is the most popular girl band in port towns on the river Ouse?

Goole's Aloud.

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Snow outside my house. Just thought I'd better Informer everyone.

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Where does Jona Lewie do his Christmas shopping?

Debendubanhams.

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Why did @KTTunstall skid off the road?

Suddenly icy!

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People said I’d never get over my Phil Collins obsession but Take A Look At Me Now

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She has a hit every four years, ladies and gentlemen, it’s DUA LEAPYEAR 👏👏👏👏

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🎶Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from...

[James McMath @MrJamesMcMath]

@TMZ @brian_littrell NSYNKOTBSB

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Which artist releases a hit single every February 29th?

Dua Leap Year.

[Pace Comms @PaceComms]

Hey @AldiUK, parsnips have feelings too - no matter what #KevinTheCarrot thinks! 🥕

We created this short film in collaboration with @frithfarming to show you that parsnips can be nice at Christmas - they just need a little education...

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What did @MarenMorris say to @Zedd when he asked for instructions on how to prepare dinner?

“Baby, why don’t you just heat meat on the griddle?”

[Tim Masters @TimMEsports]

The plural of Dua Lipa is Dua Lipas.

In Malay/Indonesian language, it means two cockroaches.

#uclfinal

[Alex Dick ⬜️ @Rdbisgod]

Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call the Pro Claimers NOW.

[Neil @_Enanem_]

I feel sorry for Kate Bush, with her seafood allergy… I mean, if she only could, she'd make a meal with cod.