☀️ Don Patch ☀️

OH YEAH!!! Papa Don's gonna get it on! Let's grease this town and fry it like chicken! /RP+9999, actions described are the anime’s narrator. …Usually./

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

The Hajike' Master Of Disaster!
The Ⓡⓔⓐⓛ Main Character!

Don Patch: BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBo (2001)

⚠️Warning⚠️: The following content may not be suitable for children, do not consume more than 2 Don Patch skits in 6 hours or 6 within 24 hours total.

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

"I agreed to fight with Over,

Not to ɢᴇᴛ ʟᴏᴡ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛᴏʀᴘᴇᴅᴏ ɢɪʀʟ"

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

5

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

Never let bro cook again bruh 💀

[Geese Howard @GeeseNiKatakori]

! ! !

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

"Churros get your churros here.

Fishcakes get your fishcake here."

There were two of him selling these lock-filled snack out in the cold, but neither noticed the other.

It's as if they were one... Or just not paying attention.

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

It’s Like Go Go Tricky Style

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

He was a ghost now. An underpaid ghost.

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

Contract has already been renewed, no salary increase.

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵐʸ ˢᵃˡᵃʳʸ ᵈᵒᵘᵇˡᵉᵈ...

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

@7thExponent @DESTlNYSKEY @PoppaRocksDon It's always at the middle of the fight that the villian says that they'll get serious or being forced to use an attack in hopes nobody would survive this, but this would only be futile as Bo-bobo had way to counter this...

By using @PoppaRocksDon and @WobbleWobbleWo—

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

From a desert made from his own pain that BoBoBo had inflicted, Don looks up to its blinding sun.

"Somehow, I'm still alive..."

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

“The porcupines are on their way!”

“🥀Here comes Spring!🥀”

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

✨Not allowed to have a never ending summer! ✨

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

✨”Never Ending Summer!”✨🤌

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

ＴＨＥ ＷＡＲ．．．

ＴＨＥ ＰＡＩＮ．．．

ＷＨＥＮ ＷＩＬＬ ＩＴ ＥＮＤ．．．？

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

They were painting the reader’s fingernails, with an exquisite pop from their rosy lips.

“By the hair of a lucemic chihuahua sugar, this is /your/ color~”

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

“GIVE ME LOVE LETTER!!!”

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

“~Oh dear! I’d better get going!~”

With one more quick swipe of mascara, set down on the mirrored counter, A SWAY OF MARVELOUS HIPS brought them to the door, and soon, to the stage.

DRESSED AND PAINTED LIKE A KABUKI

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

Knocks on the door.

"Miss Don Patch, the show is almost starting!"

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

Putting on some fresh lipstick, they simply have to look their best.

[ナタリーストア @natalie_store]

【ボボボーボ・ボーボボ】
バターを弾くCOOLな首領パッチの姿と"Look at me, BOBOMI! I've changed!"というワードをデザインしたロングスリーブTシャツです。

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#ボーボボ

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

"BEEP

I AM A FAX MACHINE"

He's working very hard for that bonus folks!

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

Gotta fax his paper works for his job!

@PoppaRocksDon better work for him properly this time!

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 indeed, poor Bo-bobo, @PoppaRocksDon and @WobbleWobbleWo!

They became spirits because of it now... maybe. But really, dying ain't so bad people!

#EndOfDays / #AllStars

[Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo @SnotfoYou]

After waiting for so long, the deed has been done. What Bo-bobo said to @MetaAwareMerc was true.

"See? Told you the problem was gonna be taken care of, all we had to do was to sit and watch."

@PoppaRocksDon @WobbleWobbleWo

"Look guys."

#EndOfDays / #AllStars

[☀️ Don Patch ☀️ @PoppaRocksDon]

@AbnormaIBeast //ඞ