In my junior year of high school, my chemistry teacher got mad at me for coughing (not kidding) and told me to “go gargle sulfuric acid”. Had no idea how bad that was until now.
Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.
@ClueHeywood I switched phone carriers back in 2024 and the new carrier messed up somehow when porting over my 602 number that I’d had for 18 years. So I had to get a new number, and of course they stuck me with a 623 area code.
I’ve been insecure about it ever since.
@Suns You bent over backwards and twisted yourself into a pretzel trying to come up with this pro-Booker stat. I’m a lifelong Suns fan and love Book, but goddamn 😂
Because my bed was where I’d dump my clean laundry instead of properly folding and putting it away like a responsible adult.
Also, it was a comfort thing. Even though my mattress was great quality ($2000 king size pillow top), I still got the more restful sleep on my sofa 🤷🏾♂️
No way this happened. My longest piss was around a minute and a half and I thought my bladder was gonna literally explode the entire time leading up to it.
Honestly I prefer canned green beans as a side to certain meals. Meatloaf and mashed potatoes is one of them. Hit them shits with a little salt and pepper and lot of butter? You’re good to go 🤌🏾
@DJRTistic That EDM-Pop era was nauseating, but honestly? I didn’t mind ‘OMG’. There’re so many other songs from that era that are far worse than this 🤷🏾♂️