Timothée Shalamar

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@RMSummerlin Be prepared for a Beverly Hills, 90210 reference and how this trade made the cut on his “Mount Rushmore of all-time Celtics trades”.

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@ClueHeywood Hope you grabbed some burritos from Burger House on your way back

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@CoachHPrice Drawing the 1980s Miami Heat with no re-spins is the kiss of death. Might as well refresh the page immediately and start over.

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

In my junior year of high school, my chemistry teacher got mad at me for coughing (not kidding) and told me to “go gargle sulfuric acid”. Had no idea how bad that was until now.

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

濃硫酸という液体の恐ろしさが分かる動画。
紙を一瞬にして脱水し、炭化してしまう。人体にかけると恐ろしいことになるだろう...

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

I don’t trust anyone who prefers dry-ass chicken tiddies over thighs.

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

never thought i would type these words.. but chicken thighs might be better than chicken breasts

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

Crush them shits and mix it with a glass of milk. 1 pack every two hours. You’d win comfortably with 4 hours to spare.

[George Chomakov @chomakovg]

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@ClueHeywood I can help you with the former, but you’ll have to look elsewhere for the latter

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@Bickley_Marotta @JarrettGC Big Papi? The Big Hurt?

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@GreatChefBoxing @Jonny_Dutch @AfrikankingKong Dante Hall, Maurice Jones-Drew, Darren Sproles... Height isn’t the end all be all.

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@ClueHeywood I switched phone carriers back in 2024 and the new carrier messed up somehow when porting over my 602 number that I’d had for 18 years. So I had to get a new number, and of course they stuck me with a 623 area code.

I’ve been insecure about it ever since.

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

Way to shit the bed @GatorsMBK

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

Stone Cold Stunner/Rikishi Stink Face combo

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Jesus Christ

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

The Andrew Jackson painting in Trump's office:

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@Suns You bent over backwards and twisted yourself into a pretzel trying to come up with this pro-Booker stat. I’m a lifelong Suns fan and love Book, but goddamn 😂

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@JomboyMedia @pabalejandro78 look what randomly comes across my timeline no more than an hour after we had our discussion lol USA baseball culture

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

Because my bed was where I’d dump my clean laundry instead of properly folding and putting it away like a responsible adult.

Also, it was a comfort thing. Even though my mattress was great quality ($2000 king size pillow top), I still got the more restful sleep on my sofa 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Rita, Esq.🦋 @r4ralxrita]

Why do people who live by themselves sleep in the living room?

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

No way this happened. My longest piss was around a minute and a half and I thought my bladder was gonna literally explode the entire time leading up to it.

[Mark Kaboly @MarkKaboly]

World's longest pee is 8.5 minutes. I've had my share of 90-second ones but 8.5 minutes has to be one of the most unbreakable records in the world.

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

Honestly I prefer canned green beans as a side to certain meals. Meatloaf and mashed potatoes is one of them. Hit them shits with a little salt and pepper and lot of butter? You’re good to go 🤌🏾

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Is there anyway to improve the flavor of canned green beans?

[Timothée Shalamar @PoppaZaya]

@DJRTistic That EDM-Pop era was nauseating, but honestly? I didn’t mind ‘OMG’. There’re so many other songs from that era that are far worse than this 🤷🏾‍♂️