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I just follow the dopamine

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

My niece and I share a birthday. She's turning 22 tomorrow and every year I try to ask her to take a backseat.

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

I fear I’ve experienced peak joy and everything after this moment will just be a let down.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Feeling down in the dumps so clearly we must start watching Steel Magnolias so I can just cry it out

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

This is the greatest TikTok video of all time

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Having just finished Milf Manor season 2 I have some burning questions regarding Darren

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

@celytheghost Dyeing my hair gave me the mental clarity I needed to ask for a divorce 10/10 hair dye should be treated as a medication

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

I need to see Obama do the Hot To Go dance

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Felt more like myself in NYC than ever before. I can’t wait to go back.

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Oh we’re divorced now, by the way

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Gonna let y’all finish but my bf and I are literally too beautiful for this earth

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Oh we’re married now, by the way

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Boyfriend: oh my god I’m gonna have an issue if I hear you sing Pink Pony Club one more time
Also boyfriend: *immediately plays it on touch tunes at the bar for me*

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Not to be dramatic but I need this dress in my life

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

UH GOOD MORNING?!? Taylor went on a date with one of her backup dancers 🤯

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Now that I’m single again my goal is to get invited to Raya. Will not online date unless it’s raya.

[🧡miki💙 @mikugly]

Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me the art of being a hater

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Incredible to go thru heartbreak in the day and age of Zach Bryan

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

@irlmess Life is crazy my g

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

How do you get thru a divorce without offing yourself

[🦩 @PoppethThyBooty]

Strattera is wild man look at these mf pupils