Craig Ass

Cover your buttholes.

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WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS JUST “DUNKIN” NOW?!?

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@billburr @BillClinton MORE LIKE BRUCE GENDER AMIRIGHT?!?

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Yeah, but what size condom do you wear? https://t.co/0dG06zgTeF

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

I left today's Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.

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I'm just a regular everyday happy-cum-lucky guy.

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Is it still considered constipation if you have stuff going IN to your b-hole?

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Is it still considered cumming if you're fleeing the scene?

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Is it still considered depression if you can cum?

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What's black and red and white all over? I DONT KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?????

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Labor Day super sale at https://t.co/2fWbAmRHp5! 20% off your order and free shipping. Use code 'PINKSOCK20'

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Get a free Lyft Ride up to 20$ using the code 'NIGGERBOPPER' when you sign up!

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Get a FREE Uber ride using the code 'CUNTSAUCE'. Good through Labor Day!

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Just shit out a gram of cocaine and 12 Red Bull vodkas.

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You guys should s my c!

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*Tastes a peepee for the first time* ...*tastes a peepee for the second time*

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I like my money like I like my women: covered in germs and white men.

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I like my protein powder like I like my women: 4 years expired and not worth the money.

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I like my women like I like my coffee: Blended with ice and chocolate protein powder and spilled all over my kitchen floor.

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You ever shove stuff up your butt and like, ya know...EE OO EE OOOOOO👉🏾👌👉🏾👌?

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Anyone who calls their pet a "fur baby" should be "raped in the mouth to death".

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Been on an old school rap kick lately. Humpty Dance=👌👌👌 "I once masturbated in a Burger King bathroom." Talk about relatable.