Yakubian Ape

Gotta go fast

[Yakubian Ape @Porcinocene]

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[Yakubian Ape @Porcinocene]

@ChazakielDoremi Sign of the times I suppose

[𓅋𓃂 @commie_zombie]

Here's the howard lutnick mask hanging at Jeffrey Epstein's rape island.

[hookshot @Smash64Link]

@mrpxssy We must continue to gaslight centrists into falsely believing that producing big goofy cutouts of their own head is a good strategy

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Belgium players are throwing Mitch McConnell’s corpse in the air

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Trump managed to turn a World Cup that was honestly turning into a major US PR victory into a total national humiliation. Genius.

[j. mamana @jrmamana]

it's so funny that trump made the world cup about himself and promptly torpedoed the national team's mentals, robbing them of the rizz that sustained them and turning this humiliating performance into a cause célèbre for the entire world

[dj swagalog @zayallcaps]

Yes it does

[0live 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇺 🐇🐈🦌 @0liviaolive]

the original darkwoke?

[mother mollie (empathymaxxed) @mollietovvie]

I was never "male socialized". I was socialized as an "it". As a freak.

[Yakubian Ape @Porcinocene]

@BisqueBoi But then again, these days there's fewer record stores at 19 year olds aren't as bored

[Yakubian Ape @Porcinocene]

@BisqueBoi Digging through the record store 99c bin when I was 19 and bored is exactly when/how I discovered that stuff

[Yakubian Ape @Porcinocene]

@shrugdeaIer There's some Britishisms that really ought to enter American English for pure convenience though, like the "<noun> needs/wants <past tense verb>" sentence construction

[Anders J Lee @andersleehere]

Saying “woke 7 was crazzzyyyy” when they dig up my tweets against nuking Saxon Musk’s lunar colony

[Charles G. Koch 🏴 @worst_account]

It's as if they're trying to brute force a collective false memory that we didn't have birthright citizenship for the last 150 years, but that it instead came from Biden.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

This is the real thing: even if you haven't purchased a physical game in a decade, the price point was always soft-capped by competition with the second hand market. There's literally nothing stopping $150 games now, you'll have no choice.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I can't really shit on anyone for liking bad books when literacy is on the verge of extinction. If the only book you read last year was the novelization of Kung Fu Panda 4 you're still more literate than 90% of America and half of booktok.

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

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