Woody

Watching history unfold, in utter disbelief. All views are my own and retweets are not endorsements.

Pronouns: me/myself/I

[Woody @Porketh]

Seeing a heterosexual white male in an advert for an aspirational product.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?

[Woody @Porketh]

@22CaratEwok Try it in your coffee.

[Woody @Porketh]

A fucking men to this

Absolutely bonkers.

[John Connell @JohnCon72636524]

When two working parents can have full time jobs, be ineligible for any kind of financial assistance but have to think twice about putting their heating on in freezing cold weather then our whole system is well and truly broken.

[Woody @Porketh]

A truly poor platform. I used to sell a car for less hassle. Was more painful that dealing with Autotrader tyre kickers.

Would not use again.

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

Yesterday we won this Rolls Cullinan on the Motorway platform. It’s for stock for the @ListerCollect dealership. The reserve was met and it was marked as sold. Job done!

Not so fast - Today, however, @motorway are telling us the customer actually wants £15,000 more!

Makes a bit of a mockery of the whole reserve price doesn’t it? I can’t help but feel swindled by the whole approach.

I think Motorway should pay the £15k on my behalf.

[Woody @Porketh]

I'd have to ask is she's on crack.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

£40 drawers, eight months of use and now she wants £30 back AND free collection.

[Woody @Porketh]

I keep getting work emails... apparently the "festive season" is nearing.

Cunts.

[Woody @Porketh]

@ARubyMildnight 🤣

[Woody @Porketh]

The fact this is genuine sums up what a fucking disgrace our governments have been for the past 30 years.

[Woody @Porketh]

@tomtweettime Apparently not predicted by anyone in government. Or even conceived.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

The fact UN climate conferences are not held on Zoom meetings is all the proof that you need that the “climate crisis” is a government-sponsored scam.

[Woody @Porketh]

@HolmesTW @Timoldland Is that what yours has cost you? Who looked after it for you?

[Woody @Porketh]

Because they want them gone. We live in a world where self sufficient are uncomfortable so the more dependent you are on the state, the better.

This dependency will come about against your will, eventually.

[Daniel Priestley @DanielPriestley]

Why do they hate self employed people so much? …

[Woody @Porketh]

@tom550993 Nice one. Good luck.

Some parts don't have to be Mas too. There's a few Alfa bits etc.

Watching this with excitement. They're flawed, for sure, but they're charming cars.

[Jim Osman @EdgeCGroup]

We’re living in a world where everyone is angry, nobody is happy, everything is offensive, kindness is mistaken for weakness and disagreement is treated as hatred.

We have everything previous generations dreamed of.

Yet somehow, we’ve forgotten how to enjoy being alive.

Think about that.

[Matt Gubba @MattGubba]

HMRC's Making Tax Digital:

Budget in 2016: £226m.
Cost so far: £1.03bn.

4.5x over budget. Six years late.

And from April 2027, sole traders and landlords earning over £30k have to buy the software and comply with it themselves.

Meanwhile HMRC sent 1.25m automatic tax bills last year and admits it doesn't track how many were wrong.

The UK now has 104,000 fewer businesses than a year ago, and 394,000 fewer than in 2020.

The state can't run its own IT project on budget.

But it'll fine you for filing late.

[Woody @Porketh]

@tom550993 @tom550993 dont forget to do this.

Clear an evening, pop a bottle of red and dive in to the forum.

[Woody @Porketh]

@tom550993 Also, sign up to https://t.co/hhKC6gP9mi.... you wont find a more knowledgeable and helpful community anywhere on line.

[Woody @Porketh]

Coming to a @thematarmstrong video soon?

[R!cky W. @wayne_m159]

I doubt if this Ferrari 12Cilindri will make it back on the road, not sure if it will be worth fixing. Thoughts on this?

[Woody @Porketh]

Is there even ONE single person that believes this? Just one?

And I include Teddy in that.

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

WHO chief Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus blames higher rates of cancer and heart disease on the "climate crisis". 🤡

Of course, it couldn't possibly have anything to do with those mRNA injections you coerced most of the planet into taking, could it? 🤡