Chris Lee

Let's get weird.

[Chris Lee @PorkyWalnuts]

@Trevorlawrencee Don’t slip on any potato salad while you’re rehabbing your head piece. Watch for it on or on the field. German, mustard, all of them are slippery as all shit. Saw just a small side cup take out an MCL once. Don’t fuck around.

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@flippen_emily @KassMcQ @survivorcbs @CBS You’re a shitty human being.

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@bringbackjackie @robertAbooey @nypost @PageSix If you read carefully, Trump is talking about himself.

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Does anyone want to go throw Miracle Whip at the Mayo Clinic with me? #blessed

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@liz_churchill8 Why is your forehead so fucking big?!

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@laurenboebert

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@acdc I’m realizing that “You Shook Me All Night Long,” may have sexual innuendo, and may not be about a deceased baby.

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@18JasonM They’re still in line at Starbucks while they’re waiting to shoot off Roman candles. Every one of these kids is going to C.O.D. after this to get some “real wolrd experience.” Looks like a garbage can has just been turned over!! Hahaha

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@18JasonM Only in Naperville would they break into a bookstore. Then run across the street with their frat brothers to gang rape girls.

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@JOSH_GORDONXII It makes me so happy to see a guy overcome a lot of rough shit and keep working. I’m bi-polar, and I struggle every day, proud to see a face of hope playing.

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@JuddApatow, help Every one of us needs to start speaking out. He has to go. Every email, post, tweet, or whatever the fuck else we type. #fucktrump We have to. I don’t care if it’s a picture of your baby or a great skyline shot.

#fucktrump everything you type in public

[Chris Lee @PorkyWalnuts]

@SarahKSilverman Every one of us needs to start speaking out. He has to go. Every email, post, tweet, or whatever the fuck else we type. #fucktrump We have to. I don’t care if it’s a picture of your baby or a great skyline shot.

#fucktrump everything you type in public

[Chris Lee @PorkyWalnuts]

Whenever I meet someone with the last name Mulligan, I wonder if they were the first or second child.

#fucktrump

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Roomba owners have gross corners of their houses. They aren’t above us. #cleancorners #roomba

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@OldSpice I love you. But it’s time.

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This is probably nothing, but the great irony would be finding out that anti-vaxxers were literally just full of shit the whole time. #autism #vaccinate

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Alexa, play windmill sounds, I want to sue Jeff Bezos for cancer.
@realDonaldTrump @amazon

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Gronk retires after doctors tell him that he gets any dumber, he’ll have to wear a helmet for the rest of his life. @RobGronkowski #gobears #fizzleoutondancingwiththestars in four years. You made great plays for a walking meatball. Field respect.

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A win for Kaepernick, common sense, and all of us. A rare silver lining these days. Take that fucking knee, Kap. (#kneecap, I’m starting it). @Kaepernick7 @realDonaldTrump #fucktrump

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@realDonaldTrump Foolibuster. You’re the worst thing to ever happen to this country, and I hope you get hit by a car on your birthday. #fucktrump #usa #ditka