Paul Cowan

Voice Actor, Illustrator, Sculptor, Husband, Father, Grampa, Owned by five cats.🐈‍⬛ and a Staffy called Oscar 🐕

[Paul Cowan @PorlMac]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS

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This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.

"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.

You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.

Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.

Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.

And you're calling Greenland poorly run?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.

'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.

And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.

So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Credit to: Jim Keller

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@redrumlisa Whenever the thought crosses my mind that I’m miserable in my relationship, I stop and consider how lucky I am to have a wife and kids who love me and that chases away the miserableness and reminds me how happy I really am. And I am bloody lucky in that sense.

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@WilliamShatner Well said Mr S. Well said.

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He’s seriously deranged. Round the bend. A total nutter. Away with the fairies. Somebody commit him to a rest home for the criminally insane. Please.

https://t.co/vJ3S2SNdbx

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@FullOfGraceUS Get rid of him then.

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Hahahahaha…etc

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Someone tell the Idiot in Chief.

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@PlotnerRic54175 Of course it was for money. And for the power. He’s just a sad little sociopath who gets off on his power trip. He doesn’t care about his country, he cares about himself.
The thing about billionaires is that they want to be trillionaires. It’s just about greed. He’s pathetic.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 A slug.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Yes, that infamous draft dodger would definitely be a 5 star general.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Pingu

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Bellend.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Forrest Gump.

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@0DonaldTrumpJr1 Everything.

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@ArthurSteggles @sharrond62 Yes. I believe she is.

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@LukeBrook19 @MartinSLewis Of course you would. That's the problem.

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@malik_alee66879 The president.

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@oelma__ Mouth.
Mouth organ.
Geddit?

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@oelma__ Make a cuppa.

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@ebdon_nick @mr_dead_2012 @piersmorgan Whoosh. Thats the point flying over his head. Dont you love it when people get hold of the wrong end of the stick? 🤣🤣🤣