DONT DRIVE!!!! DONT GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE!!! SOMEONE COULD CUT YOU OFF WITHOUT SIGNALING IN THE PASSING LANE AND THEN GO SLOWER THAN TRAFFIC! IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!! IT HAPPENED TO ME! STAY AT HOME
DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke
I use the "Solid Snake Method" to communicate with my 5 yo:
Him: daddy, look, this is a deadly jellyfish
Me: a deadly jellyfish?
Him: yes its called a box jellyfish don't touch it
Me: a "box jellyfish"? I shouldn't touch it?
Him: yes its very dangerous
msq since 6.0 be like
character: vague reference to zenos
scions: ugh, that guy
wol: yeah i hated that guy too i miss him so much
scions: what
wol: what
Me: *touching my girlfriend*
My girlfriend: *touching me*
Me (thinking to myself): This is so fucked up of me. I'm being so selfish rn. I'm getting to feel her touch AND to touch her. What's she even getting in return? Probably nothing comparable.