Texs

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Heartwarming: It gets better

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Heartbreaking: College freshmen realizes he doesn't know how to make friends because all his highschool friends are the same people from elementary school.

Walks around welcome week event for 30 minutes too scared to approach anyone.

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Youtube movies really is something else man

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Youtube movies really is something else man

[Texs @PortalTexs]

When you feel like crying but your not a hot girl so you just jerk off instead

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Heartbreaking: College freshmen realizes he doesn't know how to make friends because all his highschool friends are the same people from elementary school.

Walks around welcome week event for 30 minutes too scared to approach anyone.

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Got the text and fired off this tweet I less then a minute btw

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Checks out

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Checks out

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Being lazy at home feels so much better then being lazy at college.

[cants @cantseyy]

I'd have died that day too

[Texs @PortalTexs]

@BattleRapBum Ok but hes standing there while people are going both directions. He is blocking half of the path while talking about bullshit. She was completely right to ask him to move out of the way. Him being an asshole, cussing her out and immediately turning to rascim is the problem.

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Something about a boner

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Mom put the leftover cake in the loudest fucking Tupperware ever. Didn't even know Tupperware could be loud

[Texs @PortalTexs]

@Mohankie99 @NYCMayor Complaining about overspending then getting mad when they spend more efficiently. You're so blinded by needing to oppose socialism that you cant even recognize that he's doing something you agree with.

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[pratham @prath4m]

I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny

[Texs @PortalTexs]

People who make insane posts then turn off replies are the biggest most insecure losers in the world. If you cant handle the replies dont post

[Jacory “Billy Goat” Croskey-Merritt @wardamnbilly]

Dudes can’t even buy their lady flowers anymore without getting sniped by a 50 follower burner we are so lost man

[Texs @PortalTexs]

People listening to music through their airpods so loud that I can hear it on the other side of the classroom. AND ITS ALWAYS SOME BULLSHIT

[Texs @PortalTexs]

Its all about variety